A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was
no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain
and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how
he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled
up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had
just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a
time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have
a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to
believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
2006-06-27 08:10:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats hilarious. i give it a 10.
2006-06-27 08:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2006-06-27 15:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by Laura Lovehagle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-06-27 15:16:39 · answer #3 · answered by miz jay jay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale from 1-10, id give it a 8 :)
2006-06-27 15:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by WENDY G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definately a 10
2006-06-27 15:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, but u get a 10
2006-06-27 15:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good- 10
2006-06-27 15:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by mightymight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7
2006-06-27 15:17:50 · answer #8 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
becoz that's not new, i heard this joke before so many times
2006-06-27 15:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by priya b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, it made me laugh at the unexpected ending.
2006-06-27 15:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋