The cop walks up to the car and the driver rolls down his window and asks "Is there a problem officer?". The cop smacks him in the face and snarls "I expect you to have your license and registration ready." The driver takes out his liscense and registration and hands it to the cop. The cop looks over it and hands it back to him, then smacks him in the face again. "What was that for?!?" asks the driver. The cop tells him "I expect you to say thank you". The cop then walks around and taps on the passengers window. The passenger rolls down the window and is greeted with a smack in the face. "What are you doing?!?" says the passenger. "Im making your wish come true." says the cop. "What wish?" asks the passenger. The cop tells him "About 100 yards down the road you were going to say I wish that bastard would have tried that with me"
Hahaha tell me what you think.
2006-06-27
07:59:47
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