Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first
guy says to the second, "You know, we could make
a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping
service in Mexico."
The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so
the two pool their money and buy everything
they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord,
insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the
square. As they are constructing the tower, a
crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more
people gather to watch them at work.
The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of
the cord, but when he comes back up, the second
guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch
him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up
again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy
falls again and bounces back up.
The third time, he comes back pretty messed up;
he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost
unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally
catches him, and says, "What happened? Was the
cord too long?"
The first guy mumbles, "No, the cord was fine,
but, what the hell is a Pinata?"
2006-06-27
17:45:03
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