a pirate walks into a bar he bartender say man you look terrible how did you get the peg leg pirate say we went into battle against a bergade of other boats and a cannonball took out me leg
bartener says alright well how did you get the hook for a hand pirate says we were bording an enemy **** and the captain and i got into a sword fight and he chopped off my hand
bartender looks at him alright well one more question why do you have a patch over your eye pirate says i looked up and a bird crapped in me eye....after a moment of silence the bartender says you dont lose and eye from bird poop...pirate says yar was the first day with me hook
2006-06-26
11:11:41
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