A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years . . .
there's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange . . ."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and
heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water
was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there
were nickels in the bowl."
"Really?"
"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there
were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me
what's wrong with me!" she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits! "
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about."
"Your simply going threw the change."
2006-06-26
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