a pirate walks into a bar he bartender say man you look terrible how did you get the peg leg pirate say we went into battle against a bergade of other boats and a cannonball took out me leg
bartener says alright well how did you get the hook for a hand pirate says we were bording an enemy **** and the captain and i got into a sword fight and he chopped off my hand
bartender looks at him alright well one more question why do you have a patch over your eye pirate says i looked up and a bird crapped in me eye....after a moment of silence the bartender says you dont lose and eye from bird poop...pirate says yar was the first day with me hook
2006-06-26 11:11:41 · 9 answers · asked by big_daddy99_38 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
alright lemme explain for those who dont understand it ok the bird crapped in his eye and he accidently used the hand that had the hook in it to wipe it out hence he lost his eye.......
2006-06-26 11:19:48 · update #1
aarrr matey....I like it.
2006-06-26 11:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by SunBunny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I Like it
2006-06-26 18:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by Rick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. Seems that yahoo doesn't like the word ship???
2006-06-26 18:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm not funny but kinda stupid of the pirate.
2006-06-26 18:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by SJK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i think it was funny if i even understood it right...good try
2006-06-26 18:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by sanangel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was OK(its sad that some people didn't get)
2006-06-26 18:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! :) (don't ya hate when you have explain a joke.)
2006-06-26 18:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by JenniT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that was cute.
2006-06-26 18:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by Tea_el 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.........................i cant even understand what youre trying to say
2006-06-26 18:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋