There was this guy who couldnt get a hard-on, so the doctor gave him a bottle of viagra and said "take one pill a day."
So the guy took one pill that day, but it didnt work.
so he took 2 pills the next day and it still didnt work.
He took 3 pills the third day and it STILL didnt work.
So he decided to take the whole bottle.
A few weeks later, the doctor came by their house and the guy's son answered the door. "How is your dad?" the doctor asked. "Well," said the little boy "My mom's dead, my sister's pregnate, my butt hurts, and my dad keeps calling 'Here KITTY KITTY!"
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2006-06-25
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