There was this guy who couldnt get a hard-on, so the doctor gave him a bottle of viagra and said "take one pill a day."
So the guy took one pill that day, but it didnt work.
so he took 2 pills the next day and it still didnt work.
He took 3 pills the third day and it STILL didnt work.
So he decided to take the whole bottle.
A few weeks later, the doctor came by their house and the guy's son answered the door. "How is your dad?" the doctor asked. "Well," said the little boy "My mom's dead, my sister's pregnate, my butt hurts, and my dad keeps calling 'Here KITTY KITTY!"
whether thats funny or not... leave feedback
2006-06-25 14:42:48 · 17 answers · asked by Emazing 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see.. these are the kind of stories we need in yahoo. finally.
2006-06-25 15:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Tired AKA Louis the Scumbag 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There was this guy who could'nt get a hard-on, so the doctor gave him a bottle of viagra and said"take one pill a day".
So the guy took one pill that day and he died on the spot. The caretaker in the funeral home cannot close the casket because "something" is preventing the cover of the casket to be closed. To remedy the situation, the caretaker bore a hole on the cover exactly centered to the peri area of the guy and that solved his problem.
Feedback>>>>> your joke is funny. funny because it makes me laugh. (my opinion)
2006-06-25 21:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so I must have a twisted sense of humor.
The rest of you non laughers just take it easy as this is just a joke not a moral taboo issue to be analyzed.
Lighten up your stressing out.
2006-06-25 22:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh, but in a twisted way. I don't usually like dirty jokes, but this one is funny.
2006-06-25 21:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by soulestada 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny, just wrong. He ****** his son and daughter!
2006-06-25 21:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not very funny at all , it happened to me
2006-06-25 22:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by Richard C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sick but what the hell i have sick sense of humor so that was hilarious as hell.
2006-06-25 21:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by apache672004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaa ew
2006-06-25 21:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-06-25 21:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by sexygirl75964 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-06-25 22:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋