What are some outrageous things to do on an elevator?

Answer 1

Pick my nose and pretend I got a 'winner'....make happy noises and let everyone know you got a 'dandy.' Make rolling motions with your thumb and finger and then 'flick' your finger toward someones hair. Another would be to make sure your fingers are wet with water and while making sneezing sounds flick the water on the back of the neck of the person in front of you....while excusing yourself.

Answer 2

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on"

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space"

Answer 3

this is extremely simple, but i have found it irks people to no end:


as you walk into an elevator, do not turn around to face the doors.

everyone has been socialized to get into an elevator and turn around, so it's outrageous when someone breaks this norm!
everyone gets uncomfortable and ahems you and looks at you oddly, it's great!

i love looking like all is right with the world and i'm happy as a clam...

Answer 4

The outrageous things to do on an elevator are it stops ascending or descending while we are in it.

Answer 5

Now, really...how many people do you know that have or would REALLY have sex in an elevator ? These people are full of mud...you COULD dance and sing like crazy on the elevator...like Ellen did on one of her old shows...and didn't know that she was being monitored.

Answer 6

anything and everything you can imagine, all of it, but just remember what ever it is that you do in an elevator, you ARE on at least one maybe two camera...they now have two cameras so if you turn your back on one, they still can see your face..so just remember what ever you do, your being watched and taped....
so go have fun

can you wear a dress so I can kneel down for you
smile
good luck
have a great day

Answer 7

When I was a child we used to put smoke bombs in lifts(elevators) at the car park level and send the lift to the busy shop level. I was an idiot when I was younger, but hey you did ask

Phil :)

Answer 8

Dance seductively while singing the Habanera from Carmen.

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Answer 9

Love in an elevator,
Lovin it up when I'm going down...

Aerosmith rocks.

Answer 10

What can't you do in an elevator besides fix dinner?