Entertainment & Music - 23 June 2006

can you come for a coffee with me????
jk

2006-06-23 05:36:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-23 05:36:15 · 6 answers · asked by birdbeach19 5 in Music

2006-06-23 05:36:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-23 05:36:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.


Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the Teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads:

Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes).

He is beating Scotland all by himself, anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the Teletext on.

Result from the Stadium: Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 (Angus 89 minutes).

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against Scotland!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho.
They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft; you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes."

2006-06-23 05:35:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

we are 15 and 16 only one of my friends can drive.

2006-06-23 05:34:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

A teacher was working with a group of children,
trying to broaden their horizons through sensory
perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavor
candies and told the kids to close their eyes and
taste each flavor. The kids easily identified the
taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the
teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavors, they
were all stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher, "It's
something your mommy and daddy probably call each
other all the time."

Instantly one of the kids coughed his onto the
floor and shouted, "Quick, spit them out - they're
a**hole*!"

2006-06-23 05:34:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's a football match. It's very excited, contact me and show me your analisis.

2006-06-23 05:33:29 · 6 answers · asked by tommy03 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-23 05:33:24 · 6 answers · asked by joe4t 1 in Music

What is the real reason for Howard's divorce?

2006-06-23 05:33:13 · 1 answers · asked by jenniferscott1974 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-23 05:32:51 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 05:32:43 · 7 answers · asked by borntomodel20 1 in Music

2006-06-23 05:32:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

There are rednecks everywhere, I know. People give AL, MS, LA, TX, GA, FL, TN, SC, NC, and WV a bad rap. They give Arkansas a horrible rep! But, I'm not so sure any of those are as bad as Kentucky (especially east of Shelbyville and Bardstown) and southern Illinois. People still walk around barefooted in Wal-Mart and in the park on any given day in Kentucky.

2006-06-23 05:31:48 · 60 answers · asked by kynative_cky 1 in Polls & Surveys

I think its like a modern day Cosby Show. I love that they are so hands on with their kids and they laugh and joke all the time.

2006-06-23 05:31:45 · 6 answers · asked by treasures320 3 in Television

I just want to learn alot of things about him because he is such a cool guy.

2006-06-23 05:31:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

That was funny wasnt it?

2006-06-23 05:29:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-23 05:28:45 · 3 answers · asked by hockeyrdwng 2 in Other - Entertainment

I'm looking for a DVD of "Girl on a Bridge". It has Vanessa Paradis in it. It's a French movie and I need a USA version with English subtitles. It may not be out yet. Does anyone know when it may come out?

2006-06-23 05:27:08 · 1 answers · asked by peepqueen78 2 in Movies

anyone could send me "better together" from Jack Johnson?.i have no P2P,and i just can't install it as i'm using the university network.If you can send me more songs from jack johnson,that would be great! hey help me ok! so desperate right here!
mohdnor_kamal@yahoo.com

2006-06-23 05:26:29 · 4 answers · asked by here_i_am 1 in Music

I have a son who plays alto sax and I want to broaden his interest by other means, not just music lessons

2006-06-23 05:26:18 · 2 answers · asked by Fsca 1 in Music

ok, i dont understand the concept of it, but i went to vote a second ago, and theres only 20 people (MARCELLAS IS ONE!) so does that mean that those are the top 20 and will definately be in the house competing, or are those the top 20 and now we have to narrow it down even more? cause it says 'vote for me' under their pictures. so is america voting them out of the house as well, or are they still doin that?

2006-06-23 05:25:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

you see i am babysitting my cousin for like a whole month and i need some good ideas of what we can do

2006-06-23 05:25:27 · 7 answers · asked by Mo 2 in Other - Entertainment

What was the meanest most heartless thing you've ever done to someone? Don't make something up and don't tell me that you're never mean... because we've all been mean. Why did you do it? Do you regret it?

2006-06-23 05:25:15 · 19 answers · asked by peachmonk 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 05:24:55 · 18 answers · asked by THE ONE 3 in Celebrities

2006-06-23 05:24:18 · 8 answers · asked by JonZ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.savickas.lt/index.php?id=20

He is one of the world's strongest men, Zydrunas Savickas.
I think he is so sexy.

2006-06-23 05:24:15 · 9 answers · asked by Pirate_Wench 5 in Television

2006-06-23 05:23:14 · 1 answers · asked by Jimmy Himmo 7 1 in Music

2006-06-23 05:22:57 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Movies

10 points go to who gets it first.

2006-06-23 05:22:18 · 5 answers · asked by tre_wingo 3 in Movies