It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.
Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."
Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the Teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads:
Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes).
He is beating Scotland all by himself, anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the Teletext on.
Result from the Stadium: Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 (Angus 89 minutes).
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against Scotland!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho.
They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft; you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes."
2006-06-23 05:35:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't think the Morris Dancers have much to be smug about
2006-06-23 11:00:07 · answer #1 · answered by David R 5 · 11⤊ 3⤋
That's the funniest thing I've read for a while.
You should send it to Allan Brazil at Talksport.net. His mate Mike Parry will die laughing.
2006-06-23 12:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent, I love it. I'm not Scottish, but Northern Irish and our national team is even shiter than Scotland (believe it or not)
2006-06-23 17:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. You could have substituted the U.S. for Scotland. Of the two goals the U.S. had only one was touched by a U.S. player.
2006-06-23 12:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by tobi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha. XD I have nothing against the Scottish, yet this is still very funny.
2006-06-23 12:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sandy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one i actually sat here reading and laughed out aloud when i got to the end it was a pretty unexpected ending lol
2006-06-23 16:16:25 · answer #6 · answered by shell c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have never heard a World Cup joke before, so that was pretty funny, good job!! hahahaha
2006-06-23 12:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2006-06-23 12:46:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it before but had forgotten - still funny. and i'm a scot.
2006-06-23 13:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didnt read your question but SCOTLANd is WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better no efence brasil bet i am half scotish but i am realy welsh!!!
2006-06-23 12:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by CalD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋