Two women on their way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a p***,
One wipes her fanny with her knickers,
The other uses a wreath,
Their two husbands were in the pub the next day,
Guy says "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on",
The other guy says "that's f*** all, mine came home with a card wedged in her a*** saying we'll never forget you from all the boys at the firestation!"
2006-06-23
08:04:26
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