Entertainment & Music - 20 June 2006

BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL,BUT WHY?

2006-06-20 01:47:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-20 01:46:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-20 01:45:14 · 18 answers · asked by jonathanmusty 2 in Polls & Surveys

and decided to change careers.He had always loved tinkering with engines sohe enrolled in aclass for car mechanics.When the term ended the students were given their final test:strip a car engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order.The gynecologist did his best and was amazed to see he had gotten 150%.
"How could that be?"He asked the instructor
"Well,I gave you 50%for taking the engine apart,50% for putting it back togther,a great job really.And 50 % bonus for doing it all through the exhaust pipe..!"

2006-06-20 01:44:43 · 13 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Bands like Evanescence and Nightwish

2006-06-20 01:43:44 · 10 answers · asked by silly_sasa_90 1 in Music

what do you think of it ? who do you like ? who don't you like ? I love Pete and Glyn is soo funny.

2006-06-20 01:43:44 · 21 answers · asked by lovelygal 2 in Television

do you have a tattoo? how many? age/sex? regret it or not?

2006-06-20 01:43:23 · 11 answers · asked by mylittlemela 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-20 01:41:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What did the wall say to the other wall? - meet me at the corner.
What did the rug say to the floor? - i've got you covered
I am trying to remember some more. Do you remember any?

2006-06-20 01:40:26 · 3 answers · asked by moved 5 in Jokes & Riddles

..and says to the bartender"Give me 20 shots
of your best scotch"The bartender pours the shots and the man
drinks them down one at a time as fast as he can"Wow"said the
bartender"Ive never seen anyone drink so many shots so fast!"The man replies"If you had what I have you would drink fast too"
"My God!What do you have?"
The man says"50 cents"

2006-06-20 01:37:36 · 15 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Elvis, Tupac etc

2006-06-20 01:35:05 · 70 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

admired for her sweetness and
kindness.One day her priest came to visit,she invited him in to
have a seat while she made him tea and homemade brownies.As he sat facing her old pump organ he noticed a bowel of water on top of it and as he got a closer look he noticed that of all things a condom was floating around in the bowl.Imagine his shock and surprise.Imagine his curiosity,surely Miss Smith had flipped.When she returned the priest tried to chit chat with her but his mind kept
going back to the condom in the bowl so finally he asked"Miss
Smith,I wonder if you could tell me about this"pointing to the
bowel."Oh yes"she replied "Isnt it wonderful, when I was walking
down Main street last fall,I found this litttle package and it said
to put it on my organ,keep it moist and it would prevent disease.
And you know,I think it must be working I havent had a cold all
winter....!"

2006-06-20 01:34:03 · 8 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

eg: rubber bullets.

2006-06-20 01:33:25 · 24 answers · asked by ? 7 in Music

2006-06-20 01:32:51 · 18 answers · asked by Spicy 2 in Music

2006-06-20 01:32:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Wolverine,Magneto,Bobby,Pyro,Scott, Or Colosuess

2006-06-20 01:31:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warm satisfaction. Always good in the afternoon?

2006-06-20 01:30:44 · 23 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-20 01:30:42 · 12 answers · asked by rae b 2 in Music

2006-06-20 01:28:47 · 24 answers · asked by kerrie177 1 in Horoscopes

2006-06-20 01:28:36 · 4 answers · asked by pgopigopi 1 in Horoscopes

What comes at least once a month and lasts for 5 to 7 days and if it doesn't come you're in big trouble!

2006-06-20 01:28:22 · 10 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-20 01:27:56 · 2 answers · asked by greatkhali01 1 in Music

Obviously Tupac, but would be interested to hear what you think and why. Also can include other rappers who were dissin each other at that time, like Mobb Deep, etc, but not modern day ones. Personally think Tupac cause the Outlawz were pretty crap without him.

2006-06-20 01:27:36 · 17 answers · asked by madriki_uk 1 in Music

2006-06-20 01:27:27 · 11 answers · asked by chief_eagle_wing 3 in Music

MARKETING

Over the years, people have often asked me to explain the various concepts of Marketing Communications. The following analogies might help clarify the "tools of the trade."

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." -- That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." -- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. -- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. -- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" -- That's Spam

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2006-06-20 01:27:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-20 01:24:57 · 2 answers · asked by rkbowling@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

Can include TV, Films, Music, and Jade Goody cause she's pretty ****** irritating.

2006-06-20 01:23:52 · 59 answers · asked by madriki_uk 1 in Celebrities

I think it was from the late 70's or early 80's. It's almost like the man was talking not singing, rather hypnotic. I cannot find lyrics that come close anywhere on the net. Sound familiar to anyone? I have wondered for years if it was just some guy at the party talking into the microphone!

2006-06-20 01:21:17 · 2 answers · asked by logical_centrist 2 in Music

1) Adam West, the original Bat Man
2) Michael Keaton
3) Val Kilmer
4) George Clooney
5) Christian Bale
And also: What actor (either living or deceased) would make a good Bat Man
And, What actor would make the funniest/goofiest Bat Man

My picks
Best Bat Man - George Clooney
Actor that would make a good Bat Man - Maybe Johnny Depp, I believe he could pull it off, he is such a great actor.
Funniest Bat Man - Either Jim Carrey or maybe even Eddie Griffin, could you imagine that.
lol

2006-06-20 01:16:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i only can remember the chorus cos this group of Yr 12 band (guitar, bass guit., drums) played during the Yr 12 free BBQ day.. its something like ::
see, i will not go,
turn the lights off/on/out/down (i cudnt make it out),
carry me on,
na na na na na na na,
na na na na na na na....
thats the chorus.. help and thnx!

2006-06-20 01:15:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music