Entertainment & Music - 20 June 2006

Invisible if i close my eyes ????

2006-06-20 20:36:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok you did so well with my "There was a young woman from France...." limerick that I thought I'd get some more free laughs with this one !!

2006-06-20 20:36:04 · 6 answers · asked by Spook 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm from California, U.S.A.

2006-06-20 20:34:48 · 29 answers · asked by spitly 3 in Other - Entertainment

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I know"..he said 'Holy ****! A talking pig!'"

Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"
"Yes, He did," the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."

2006-06-20 20:31:15 · 6 answers · asked by Jasmine B 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I find many actors take on the same personna in every role.

Paul Newman comes to mind so does Geena Davis.

2006-06-20 20:30:03 · 43 answers · asked by Kasha 3 in Celebrities

2006-06-20 20:29:41 · 5 answers · asked by mspeachygal 2 in Music

2006-06-20 20:27:19 · 19 answers · asked by manofwolfs 1 in Other - Entertainment

Where can I find theme songs for any anime or Japanese tokusatsu and download it? Thank you.

2006-06-20 20:27:03 · 5 answers · asked by Chilang 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-06-20 20:25:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

first to complete it gets 10 pts! yay more more more easy points yay!

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts...

2006-06-20 20:24:48 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

A man with a winking problem is applying for a
position as a sales representative for a large
firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says,
"This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the
best schools; your recommendations are wonderful,
and your experience is unparalleled.

Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative has a highly
visible position, and we're afraid that your
constant winking will scare off potential
customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll
stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket
and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red
condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored
condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet
of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills,
and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and
good, but this is a respectable company, and we
will not have our employees womanizing all over
the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily
married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into
a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

2006-06-20 20:24:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i want to know about the famous film herione Sridevi's father.

2006-06-20 20:22:25 · 3 answers · asked by karun 1 in Movies

2006-06-20 20:21:58 · 12 answers · asked by DaniFilth'sBitch[LibertinaGr 2 in Music

2006-06-20 20:20:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-20 20:18:10 · 22 answers · asked by omahapamela 3 in Movies

i got really addicted to yahoo!answers and zorpia... (lol, give zorpia.com a visit!)

2006-06-20 20:17:20 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

'you come for a day and stay for a week'....something I know...

2006-06-20 20:14:39 · 5 answers · asked by gigg 2 in Music

2006-06-20 20:13:35 · 7 answers · asked by yellaryanfeath@verizon.net 1 in Television

2006-06-20 20:12:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-20 20:08:29 · 13 answers · asked by clicker420 3 in Television

2006-06-20 20:08:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What made Tom Cruise fall in love and go crazy for Katie Holmes when he had Nicole and Penelope, I mean Katie is no comparison to them!

2006-06-20 20:07:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-20 20:07:09 · 1 answers · asked by Janna M 1 in Music

If you get the song or artist you win the best answer vote.

2006-06-20 20:06:37 · 25 answers · asked by Bob 3 in Music

2006-06-20 20:03:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-20 20:03:42 · 12 answers · asked by maran4171 1 in Movies

2006-06-20 20:02:53 · 5 answers · asked by yoshipurohit 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-20 20:00:59 · 8 answers · asked by james bond 1 in Music

2006-06-20 19:57:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-20 19:55:07 · 6 answers · asked by yoshipurohit 2 in Celebrities