A man with a winking problem is applying for a
position as a sales representative for a large
firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says,
"This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the
best schools; your recommendations are wonderful,
and your experience is unparalleled.
Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative has a highly
visible position, and we're afraid that your
constant winking will scare off potential
customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll
stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket
and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red
condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored
condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet
of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills,
and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and
good, but this is a respectable company, and we
will not have our employees womanizing all over
the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily
married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into
a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
2006-06-20 20:24:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL good joke ;) keep them coming. Cheer's
2006-06-20 22:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha...right!
2006-06-21 03:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... The people working in the pharmacy are not too smart, are they?
2006-06-21 05:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by Beachboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha......where did u get this. Did u winked at somebody to get this ;))
Cheers!!!
2006-06-21 05:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe good one, thanx for the laugh. :)
2006-06-21 03:27:12 · answer #5 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
deuce
2006-06-21 04:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!! Thats a great joke!!!! Never heard before............... You Rock!! Keep it up!!! Thanks for the laughs.......
2006-06-21 03:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool... too cool stuff
2006-06-21 03:44:46 · answer #8 · answered by chaudharyg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ...............
Hahahahah (Wink)
2006-06-21 03:27:57 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh- I liked that one!
2006-06-21 03:52:47 · answer #10 · answered by Spillski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋