A woman's son gets married. The woman leaves the couple alone for a few weeks to enjoy their honeymoon. On the fourth week, she goes to their house...Her new daughter-in-law opens the door NAKED...The mother-in-law says,"Why did you open the door naked?" the daughter-in-law says, "I thought you were my husband, your son. He likes me to greet him at the end of his workday like this. We call this his WELCOME-HOME DRESS!!"
The mother-in-law eventually leaves, goes home and decides to try it out on her husband...When her husband comes home, she opens the door NAKED...The husband says,"What are you doing? You're naked!" She says,"This is your Welcome-Home Dress!" The husband looks at her up-and-down and says, "NEEDS IRONING!!!!!!!!!"
2006-06-20
21:24:42
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