first to complete it gets 10 pts! yay more more more easy points yay!
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts...
2006-06-20 20:24:48 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am her husband! lol
2006-06-20 20:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"This is her husband!"
See this
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
2006-06-21 07:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
bring her to the phone!
lolz
2006-06-21 03:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im the mikman :)
2006-06-21 03:28:23 · answer #4 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your ambulance here RIGHT NOW!!!
2006-06-21 05:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Beachboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is her triathlon coach!!!!
2006-06-21 03:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This is her husband!"
2006-06-21 03:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋