Entertainment & Music - 19 June 2006

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: (Check those that apply)

__ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

__ Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.

__ The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald's reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing.

__ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.

__ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.

__ Your breasts are bigger than mine.

__ Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you can't GET into my pants.

__ You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess. AMEN!

__ You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from trying to kiss you.

__ The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.

__ Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.

__ Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.

__ Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long term partner.

__ Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.

__ The fact that you categorize the ProBowler's Tour as 'Must See TV' demonstrated that you do not meet my intelligence requirements.

__ Somehow I doubt those condoms that I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip.

__ I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time.

Sincerely,

2006-06-19 04:18:50 · 11 answers · asked by tone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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where can i download music for free?

im in ireland, i hav to pay for imesh & live wire, please help.

2006-06-19 04:18:46 · 18 answers · asked by gillian 1 in Music

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Regarding "Gunsmoke".....?

What actor played a role on this show who later went on to success on the big screen? He was not a member of the original cast but did have a semi-regular role, at one time.

2006-06-19 04:17:07 · 8 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

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what is the meanest thing you could say to someone?

say something mean, like you were going to threaten them, like you wanted to kill them.

2006-06-19 04:15:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would you knowingly sleep with someone that has an std.?

explain whay and What type of std they have!

2006-06-19 04:13:52 · 39 answers · asked by kiea 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Name this song?

"Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees"

2006-06-19 04:12:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Name the song?

"Yes, and how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky"

2006-06-19 04:11:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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does anyone besides me love AFI?!?

2006-06-19 04:11:47 · 6 answers · asked by Connor G 1 in Music

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i am an IT Engineer,how do i be a radio jockey? do they take people like us? wats the procedure?

2006-06-19 04:11:44 · 1 answers · asked by reema 1 in Music

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X-Men question?

Can someone please summarize the Jean Grey/Phonix/Dark Phonix Saga for me. I remember alittle and I know that the X-Men 3 movie totally messed it up but my husband was asking me how the story really went and I can only remember parts of it.

2006-06-19 04:10:23 · 8 answers · asked by Brandie C 4 in Comics & Animation

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what is ure favourite song?

what is ure favourite song, album or band of all time

2006-06-19 04:08:33 · 24 answers · asked by Sir Scott 2 in Music

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Best ways to relax and unwind?

What works for you?

2006-06-19 04:04:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is it okay to fake an orgasm during masturbation?

2006-06-19 04:03:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Are Hello Kitty products cheaper in China globally?

I went to Selfridges but the hello kitty products cost a bomb. But the majority of the products are actually made in China, would they be cheaper there? How much would the hardback suitcase cost? What are the price ranges of products in general there?

Thanks

2006-06-19 04:03:33 · 7 answers · asked by ishrat h 1 in Comics & Animation

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Does anyone remember the name of the movie, based on Syd & Nancy's true-life story?

They were "English" and they were big time Heroin addicts, they either stabbed eachother, or over-dosed, together... I haven't seen it in years, just wondering what the name of it was, if anyone remembers, PUNKS, would know?

2006-06-19 04:03:32 · 5 answers · asked by Hmg♥Brd 6 in Movies

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