Entertainment & Music - 8 June 2006

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering
aimlessly and close to death.
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
inevitable, when all of a sudden...
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is
sure of eet." "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".
So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the
next sand dune and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's
fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of
cured pig meat you can imagine!!
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
"And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to
within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down.

What sort of bacon tree was it ?

It was a Ham Bush....

2006-06-08 11:13:00 · 9 answers · asked by cavinue 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i would take a pipe and a kite.lol. its a joke see if u can figure it out

2006-06-08 11:10:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-08 11:10:35 · 7 answers · asked by anna c 2 in Music

does anyone like Flogging Molly, if so what is you favorite and least favorite song?

2006-06-08 11:07:34 · 6 answers · asked by Arielh 2 in Music

ive been told by a meduim tthat i shall have a baby by jan 2007 or concive then what you all think should i take it like a picnch of salt do you belive

2006-06-08 11:05:53 · 46 answers · asked by munchie 6 in Horoscopes

I love Orlando he is wicked gorgeous! I cannot wait until POTC2 comes out on July 7th! YEAH!

2006-06-08 11:05:31 · 20 answers · asked by Varitek <3 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-08 11:03:26 · 21 answers · asked by thevoid888 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-08 11:02:40 · 11 answers · asked by Missy R 1 in Jokes & Riddles

"Shy, Shy"?, "Abba"?, "Hot Child in the City"?

2006-06-08 11:01:50 · 9 answers · asked by spackler 6 in Music

2006-06-08 11:01:21 · 6 answers · asked by One 6 in Movies

2006-06-08 11:00:49 · 22 answers · asked by rami 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-08 11:00:38 · 15 answers · asked by Yuri 2 in Other - Entertainment

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No. You have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she'd better make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was relased from the hospital. While crossing the street on the way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?!? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!)

God Said,






"I didn't recognize you."

2006-06-08 10:59:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-08 10:58:22 · 21 answers · asked by thevoid888 1 in Celebrities

THAT FALL OUT BOY ABOSLUTELY ROCKS MY SOX OFF!!!

2006-06-08 10:57:54 · 24 answers · asked by cheerbabe2179 1 in Music

2006-06-08 10:57:35 · 6 answers · asked by *KadinsMama* 2 in Television

2006-06-08 10:56:54 · 16 answers · asked by Umm Ali 6 in Television

2006-06-08 10:56:04 · 8 answers · asked by Paige 3 in Movies

I'm just looking for names of popular films from "back in the day" (1930s-mid1960s)... Things that would come on AMC or TCM. Examples: Casablanca, Lawrence of Arabia, An Affair To Remember.

Thank you. :)

2006-06-08 10:53:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-08 10:52:58 · 19 answers · asked by jonathanmusty 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i dunno how! PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!! i wanna show off to this

one chick tht i have a video and tht she has a crappy nano no

offense to nano owners!

2006-06-08 10:52:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-08 10:52:53 · 10 answers · asked by Kitty 2 in Comics & Animation

some people believe it's simply a trippy,idiotic song. other's believe it's about loosing a loved one. what do you think?

2006-06-08 10:52:51 · 1 answers · asked by anna c 2 in Music

2006-06-08 10:52:13 · 6 answers · asked by reward_wanted 1 in Music

SPAWN, GOKU, INUYASHA, RYOKU, DEMON NARUTO, HELLSING, THAT GUY FROM TRIGUN, SEPHIROTH, MONKEY D LUFFY, SAMUS, DEVIL KAZUYA, OR DEVIL JIN
I pick monkey d luffy because his so damn flexiable

2006-06-08 10:49:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

If you have no idea what I'm talking about just move on to the next question.

2006-06-08 10:48:44 · 3 answers · asked by someguy 3 in Music

can any gine me the song i think it is italin or spanish or french

2006-06-08 10:48:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-08 10:48:02 · 8 answers · asked by Linda 2 in Jokes & Riddles

there hot

2006-06-08 10:47:46 · 8 answers · asked by marine fish♥! 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-08 10:47:36 · 18 answers · asked by The Good Humor Man 6 in Polls & Surveys