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2006-06-08 10:52:58 · 19 answers · asked by jonathanmusty 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

i dont think some of you understand, i dont want to hide it, - i wont stop giggling for weeks!!

2006-06-08 11:05:34 · update #1

i will wait until she is asleep

2006-06-08 11:05:50 · update #2

19 answers

ok, so lovebites are dangerous? maybe...

...they sure are fun to give & get!

There was a time when I was younger, a kid I was playing with took a half a squash ball, licked it & stuck it in the middle of my forehead like a sucker, squashing it to expel all the the air & laughing when it stuck.

Yeah, funny, I thought.

...until I peeled off the suction & I was left with a MASSIVE lovebite in the middle of my forhead like an ovesized Ghandi spot that lasted for WEEKS!!!

If she's sleeping & you start chomping on her face, she's gonna wake up & slap you, but if you've got a half a squash ball...?

:D

Enjoy!

2006-06-08 22:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by jedi_reverend_daade_selei 3 · 4 0

Thats so stupid, are you insecure?? A lovebite on the face won't feel good, why don't you put it somewhere else, where it feel good and also unseen by others. It will be your and her little secret. Visible lovebites are ugly besides.

2006-06-08 18:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by cancun.mermaid 1 · 0 0

i think it's a fantastic idea. i agree with jimbob, slap bang in the middle of the forehead. i'm sure when she wakes up and looks in the mirror she will find it hilarious!
why not put one on each cheek aswell? triple the fun!!

2006-06-08 21:24:37 · answer #3 · answered by black magic 2 · 0 0

I did one time. I thought it was pretty funny. But I was also drunk. She didn't realize it until the next day when her priest at church asked her if she got bit or something. It was even better then.

2006-06-08 17:55:31 · answer #4 · answered by Andrew Jesse Brown 2 · 0 0

No, don't do that....
Think about how you would feel.
Maybe there is a Big Deal going on at the office and the top exec are coming in,
Oops....

2006-06-08 23:05:24 · answer #5 · answered by Medic66 1 · 0 0

Not a great idea...Depends on your age.Her parents will kill you,if she work she will have a hard time covering it.If you really want to give her one...hide it!

2006-06-08 18:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Of course its not a good idea, unless you want people to think you've slapped her about

2006-06-08 17:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0 0

Do you realise hickies break the capilleries and it is actually bad for you???

Man that juvenile, grow up, do you think she will still date you if you do that to her?

2006-06-08 23:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by tish 2 · 0 0

she will not appreciate it in the slightest i know cos my fella did exactly the same thing to me and im still mad at him 2months later, she will have her revenge too so think carefully my friend!

2006-06-09 06:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by gin 4 · 0 0

Your mouth opens that wide. Let me out of here.

2006-06-08 19:02:49 · answer #10 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0 0

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