Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering
aimlessly and close to death.
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
inevitable, when all of a sudden...
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is
sure of eet." "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".
So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the
next sand dune and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's
fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of
cured pig meat you can imagine!!
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
"And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to
within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down.
What sort of bacon tree was it ?
It was a Ham Bush....
2006-06-08 11:13:00 · 9 answers · asked by cavinue 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uh... i dont get it : (
2006-06-08 13:08:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are wrong mister!You are totally insensitive to the plight of the poor immigrants that just want to come to this country so they can put in an honest days work and support their poor starving families,oh......wait.This is "jokes and riddles"isn't it?In that case THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!
2006-06-08 13:12:25 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow thet was really bad (even if i did laugh)
2006-06-08 16:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by tish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. XD Oh, dear.
2006-06-08 11:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sandy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-06-08 11:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by Missy R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know somehow i wasn't laughing. Abuse reported
2006-06-13 13:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by unknown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA..............Poor Mexicans.
2006-06-08 11:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean bacon!!! :)
2006-06-08 13:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one...
2006-06-08 12:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋