A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No. You have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she'd better make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was relased from the hospital. While crossing the street on the way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?!? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this!!)
God Said,
"I didn't recognize you."
2006-06-08 10:59:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oops i have just wet myself with laughing too much. I liked that.
2006-06-08 11:02:11 · answer #1 · answered by Kirsty 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahaha that was funny. What did the bra say to the hat, U go on ahead, and I'll give these two a lift.
2006-06-08 18:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had heard it before, but still funny. It's hard hearing a good clean funny joke. But this one is.
2006-06-08 18:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by johnb693 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had never heard that joke before. It's okay, but not ridiculously funny.
2006-06-08 18:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by ME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, pmsl
2006-06-08 18:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one..You made me smile after a hard days work..Way to go!!
2006-06-08 18:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny hehehehe hahahahaha
2006-06-08 18:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by arielaungst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny. Not heard it before..
2006-06-08 20:28:30 · answer #8 · answered by skybound767 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sad
not funny
thats how the world is today
2006-06-08 18:01:29 · answer #9 · answered by soccersam243 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! haha thats soo funny =)
2006-06-08 18:01:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋