• What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
• Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
• One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever been to bed with an ugly woman?
The second guy says: No, but I've woken up with plenty
• A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections
• Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
• A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheeps: "205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210...."
• When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21, it's like buying a book for someone else to read.
• The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.
• A French n a Brit gynecologists were chatting. French: Just last week there was this woman, her cliotris was like a melon.
Brit: That's a lie, she wouldn't be able to walk if it was.
French: You Brits always talk about size; I was talking about the taste.
• Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.
2006-06-07
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