three men went to confession, the first entered the booth and said, 'forgive me father of my sins for i have had unprotected fornication with not one but three very loose women, and i am about 95% sure that i at least impregnated three of them, the priest was baffled, he had no response, so the man left weeping, the second one seen him leave and was frightened to share his sin, but he did anyway, he proceeded to the booth and said, 'forgive me father for i have sinned, i had unprotected fornication with a man yesterday, you see i was super drunk and i didn't really know what i was doing.....' the priest had no response, the man left weeping also, the third man entered and he said,' father, i was at the disco yesterday and i did some super sweet dance moves on the stage, and please forgive me because i am pretty sure that i was making all the men folk want these buns of steel' the priest replied, 'patrick swayze, is that you??'
2006-06-07
10:48:56
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