2006-06-07 11:00:42 · 24 answers · asked by Mr. Lemons 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
my friend was telling me a joke....
"a guy has a toothache, so he goes to the doctor. when he gets there, the doctor says: "hey, you need to go to the dentist!"
yeah...it was really dumb
2006-06-07 11:05:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
"...when from behind me a young woman of 25 uttered the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life. That was until Dan Quayle was elected the vice president and things took a turn. She said 'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.' I'll repeat that. I'll repeat that because that's the kind of sentence that when your brain hears it, it comes to a screeching halt. And the left-hand-side of the brain looks at the right-hand side of the brain and says 'It's dark in here, and we may die!' She said, if it weren't for my horse, giddyup giddyup, lets go, I wouldn't have spent that year in college, a degree-granting institution. Don't, don't think about that for more than 5 seconds or blood will shoot out of your nose."
2006-06-07 18:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by hippomaiden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u sure a normal human being should have 10 and not 11 or 12 fingers.
2006-06-07 18:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by $ O H E I L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend once convinced a guy that it was his duty to eat the placenta after his wife gave birth. Man... the look on the doctor's face when the guy went for it.... classic.
2006-06-07 18:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by smokingun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
2006-06-07 18:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by destini'smom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That The Lord does not get angry & does not punish you. I told the person that said this to cross God & find out if he gets angry.
2006-06-07 18:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no Santa Claus...I mean, come on...really !!!! By the way, so far, I have been a good boy.
2006-06-07 18:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that question! jk. :-) i've heard a lot of dumb things, like: what came first the chicken or the egg...
2006-06-07 18:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by saylore_770 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the question up there that says "Did blacks kill Jesus?" and then his explanation is pretty dumb.
2006-06-07 18:04:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where does a homeless kid do his homework? sad but quite dumb
2006-06-07 18:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by Jujeaux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many kisses does it take to get the tongue in the mouth?
2006-06-07 18:03:21 · answer #11 · answered by Angela D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋