three men went to confession, the first entered the booth and said, 'forgive me father of my sins for i have had unprotected fornication with not one but three very loose women, and i am about 95% sure that i at least impregnated three of them, the priest was baffled, he had no response, so the man left weeping, the second one seen him leave and was frightened to share his sin, but he did anyway, he proceeded to the booth and said, 'forgive me father for i have sinned, i had unprotected fornication with a man yesterday, you see i was super drunk and i didn't really know what i was doing.....' the priest had no response, the man left weeping also, the third man entered and he said,' father, i was at the disco yesterday and i did some super sweet dance moves on the stage, and please forgive me because i am pretty sure that i was making all the men folk want these buns of steel' the priest replied, 'patrick swayze, is that you??'
2006-06-07 10:48:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man that is a classic, right?? rate me, one out of a million, whatever your rating, that is the highest, any number you choose!!
2006-06-07 10:50:08 · update #1
that's right alice, you never heard that one before because this is history in the making, bbbeeeeeeotch!!
2006-06-07 10:54:13 · update #2
of course patrick swayze is in my dreams, had you of asked if he were in my pants, then i would've said i wish.... i mean, cough, gross!!
2006-06-07 12:30:53 · update #3
i'd like to thank all who gave me a rating, like i said before, whether your rating was 1 or a million or even negative to that one guy, they all mean the best to me, so thank you for all being my fans, love ya b!tches!!
2006-06-07 12:32:02 · update #4
mr swayze told me to tell you to stop this nonsense,
its making him nervous, and he's developing a rather disturbing paxil habit. Honestly, I caught him yesterday mainlining it in a confessional booth for Christs sakes
2006-06-08 04:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-06-07 18:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by Willow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-07 17:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by medicine ball man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-07 17:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by triplezzz21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-07 18:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by ~*~Gilli A~*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it! Patrick Swayze is fast becoming the new Chuck Norris of jokes!
2006-06-07 17:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Gidget 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is Patrick Swayze in your dreams or what...Get a new phobia......
2006-06-07 19:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by silhouette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one doesn't even get a rating from me. C'est pas humeureux.
Ok, I change my mind. My answer is negative fourteen thousand.
2006-06-07 18:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha not bad. Never heard that one. I would give it about and 8 out of ten.
2006-06-07 17:52:47 · answer #9 · answered by Kade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm it wasnt that funny house about 7
2006-06-07 18:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋