-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
-Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
-Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
-If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
-"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
-Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
-If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
-How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
-Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"?
-Can bald men get lice?
-How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
2007-02-28
16:56:20
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