Three nuns died in a car accident.
On their way to Heaven, they see St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Ok, before you get to Heaven, you each have to answer one question."
"Ok," say the nuns.
So the first nun comes up.
St. Peter: "Who was the first man?"
Nun #1: "Adam."
{The gates of Heaven open and you hear the angels singing, "La-la-la-la-la..." as the nun goes in.}
Nun #2 comes up.
St. Peter: "Who was the first woman?"
Nun #2: "Eve."
{The gates of Heaven open up and you hear the angels singing, "La-la-la-la-la..." as the nun goes in.}
Nun #3 comes up:
St. Peter: "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The nun puts her finger on her chin, thinking hard. Finally she says, "Gee, that's a hard one."
The gates of Heaven open up: {"La-la-la-la-la...."}
2006-07-28
02:14:12
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