How's this joke? (It's Not Too Dirty...)?

Question

Three nuns died in a car accident.

On their way to Heaven, they see St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Ok, before you get to Heaven, you each have to answer one question."

"Ok," say the nuns.

So the first nun comes up.

St. Peter: "Who was the first man?"

Nun #1: "Adam."

{The gates of Heaven open and you hear the angels singing, "La-la-la-la-la..." as the nun goes in.}

Nun #2 comes up.

St. Peter: "Who was the first woman?"

Nun #2: "Eve."

{The gates of Heaven open up and you hear the angels singing, "La-la-la-la-la..." as the nun goes in.}

Nun #3 comes up:

St. Peter: "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

The nun puts her finger on her chin, thinking hard. Finally she says, "Gee, that's a hard one."

The gates of Heaven open up: {"La-la-la-la-la...."}

No nuns were hurt during the telling of this joke.
And the car was fully recycled.

Salma, I can't believe you don't get it. Errr...ok, I'll explain it. You see, when the nun said, "Gee, that's a hard one," she wasn't answering. She was just saying that was a hard question. But the gates opened anyway because that happened to be the correct answer to St. Peter's question: You see, when Adam first saw Eve, he got a hard-on (an erection). So the first thing Eve said to Adam was, "Gee, that's a hard one" (Adam's penis.) Can I ask, is it a cultural thing? I noticed a lot of my Japanese friends did not understand Japanese jokes. They understood the English; they just couldn't put two-and-two together to understand the joke. I tried to explain that in American (or English) jokes, a lot of things are inferred; the reader (or listener) has to fill in the blanks to "get" the joke. A Filipina friend was like that too. Everybuddy would laugh at the punchline, and she'd laugh too...then she would ask, "So what happened to the dog?" Where are you from? Just curious. Cheers!

Oops. I meant, "a lot of my Japanese friends did not understand American jokes."

Answer 1

Hee hee hee - shame on you! :) Thanks for the giggle.

Answer 2

Nice one!

q) What's the first thing Adam said to Eve?

a) "Better stand back, I'm not sure how big this thing gets!"

Answer 3

A boy have been given 3 needs from a genie. while the genie asked for his first choose, the boy reported "i prefer to have a shower with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first choose. interior the bathe together with his mom, the little boy observed some thing and reported "Oh mommy look at that bush down there!" After the bathe, the genie asked the boy for his 2d choose. The boy wanted to have a shower together with his father now. in the process the bathe, the little boy as quickly as returned observed some thing down there, even with the undeniable fact that it exchange into distinctive. as quickly as returned the boy asked "Daddy, whats that fat snake doing down there?" finally, for his third and extremely final choose, the boy wanted to have a shower with the two his mom and his father. The little boy all promptly screamed out "look mommy, daddy!!! The snake is going interior the bush!!" Do you get it ;D do no longer inquire from me why the boy asked to have a shower... its extraordinarily extraordinary to me too LOL

Answer 4

yeah i have heard this one before...lots ot times, i think i told it once hmm lol check ya later ♥

Answer 5

its not too bad answer how this is?
which fruit lasts for a day only?
date

Answer 6

it was slightly amusing but i will take the points anyway if u dont mind!

Answer 7

haha thats a good one

Answer 8

eh -- it's ok
not the best joke i've heard...
nice effort though :)

Answer 9

LOL that is a pretty good one~

Answer 10

nice joke!

Answer 11

cheesy. a very small lol.