First things first, I'm happily married, nobody's getting anywhere with any line. But I've found over the years that it's always older men (Ie, 60's and above), that have the funniest, and most creative pickup lines.
As an example; a few months ago, I had a job as a proffesional raffleticket salesperson. We often got up and danced around (Just like idiots)because it drew attention, and we'd have people come around and look at what we were doing. I had this elderly guy come up, in his seventies or so, and he bought a book of tickets off of me. I was bending over to fill out the ticket stubs, and he said "love, you should sit down, or your going to stuff up your back..." I said that we stood up and danced around to draw attention to our table, that if we sat down, people didn't notice us if we just sat down. And the old fella said, "Missy, and guy with their nuts screwed on right would notice you.." Lol, I've never laughed so hard in my life as after the guy left
2006-06-29
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