All categories - 10 June 2007

Please, use your imagination and fill the blankets, folks!

2007-06-10 17:17:30 · 9 answers · asked by Chabacano 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"





"Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

2007-06-10 17:17:26 · 4 answers · asked by mysticalviking 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i am getting married on june 22nd and i just had my eyebrows done and the girl screwed them up
1 eyebrow is higher than the other but that is because she waxed off 1/2 of were your eyebrow is supposed to start!
now these past two days i have been filling in the gap with pencil and shading in and i look like the guy that was partners with HARPO! LOL it kinda funny but in the end I feel like a fool!
can someone give me advice to what i can do to make it look natural

2007-06-10 17:17:19 · 10 answers · asked by Guillermo M 2 in Makeup

Ok, I'm trying out the skyscraper100.googlepages.com game thing and uh, it's not working out so well. I'm stuck on question 12 and I swear, I'm about to die. It's a cryptogram puzzle thing so if you can figure it or if you know the answer please help me!

Floor 12

Excellent, you can rotate letters and move them. What else could you need...?
Xc dkfig po wg

2007-06-10 17:17:18 · 4 answers · asked by Awesome Kai 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-10 17:17:13 · 26 answers · asked by Dreamer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-10 17:17:05 · 6 answers · asked by atcblue05 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-10 17:17:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

A few moments ago I asked if interracial dating offended people. I had an overwhelming response to my question and the large majority of people said that they have no problem with it. However, the people that said they did have a problem with it all appeared to be african american females. So, my question is why are black women so opposed to interracial dating?

2007-06-10 17:17:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anne W 3 in Polls & Surveys

I heard that bodybuilders get heart attacks and die early espicialy the ones over weight.I heard even alot of muscles is hard for the heart to pump that much blood to the reast of the huge body[I heard sumo wreslers and bodybuilders have that problem].Is that true or its only a myth because i seen body builders that are in there 70s and still work out and are healty like horses.

2007-06-10 17:16:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases

is there someone who you would like to do this to right now?

2007-06-10 17:16:49 · 21 answers · asked by sweetnstubbornsensitive 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-10 17:16:36 · 19 answers · asked by atcblue05 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-10 17:16:26 · 9 answers · asked by gloriousgabe 3 in Basketball

if you could travel at the speed of light and you had one flashlight in your hand pointing forward, what would happen to the light from the flashlight if you turned the flaslight on.

2007-06-10 17:16:26 · 15 answers · asked by adarba66 1 in Physics

today, I'm going to have to go with Ramona.

2007-06-10 17:16:14 · 25 answers · asked by 2cool4you 2 in Polls & Surveys

Example - May / Can I borrow your book?

2007-06-10 17:16:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

My child has been bugging me about getting a gun. He's 14 and since we live in southern GA all of his freinds have a gun. Help me with my dicision

2007-06-10 17:16:02 · 9 answers · asked by lifeshaggy 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-06-10 17:16:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i have no clue do you?

2007-06-10 17:15:57 · 3 answers · asked by kgoebel16 1 in Zoology

for when ur questioning life? aka not knowing your friends and just leaving a bad relationship? thanks

2007-06-10 17:15:54 · 4 answers · asked by Gracie P 1 in Other - Music

...your gender. Would you still prefer to be the same s** (gender) you are now?

..and why?

2007-06-10 17:15:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or if plastic and vacumn chroming is not available, any other ways I can get that chrome effect?

2007-06-10 17:15:45 · 2 answers · asked by hyperamos 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-06-10 17:15:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

did your school have enough cheerleaders, because we only have 7 cheerleaders, now we need 7 more. After several students tried out,but was later kicked off. Do you think they will have a beginning of the year tryout(august), because the tryouts were in April, a month before school let out.

2007-06-10 17:15:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-10 17:15:39 · 3 answers · asked by nokosd 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

Im a scoripo and im about 90% inline with my sign.

2007-06-10 17:15:21 · 22 answers · asked by sdlocal92109 2 in Horoscopes

Nicholas Michael

Christoper Michael

2007-06-10 17:15:20 · 43 answers · asked by Answer Girl 2007 5 in Baby Names

in YOUR opinon do u think the lexus sc430 look great?? since its very similer in looks, to the toyota solara i personally dont think it looks to great how bout you?

2007-06-10 17:15:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lexus

I personaly donr give a rats *** about race , I'm all about me myself and my family. Its my opinon that anyone who puts there race ahead of their individuality in trying to compinsate for somthing else, I don't believe in racial pride, how can u be proud of somthing you had no control over. I say be an individual first, a friend and family(man or women) and save the race thing for a casual intrest in genetics. The most racist people i see and hear are the ones who ar proud to be a color and not an indiviual why is this?

2007-06-10 17:15:00 · 9 answers · asked by johnywinslow 3 in Sociology

2007-06-10 17:14:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

Has the two-headed lobbyist party that owns the media trained everyone to sympathize with the police state dystopia?

2007-06-10 17:14:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events