All categories - 18 October 2006

Important Men in Womens Lives:

1. Doctor : Says."Take your cloths off"

2. Dentist: Say's " Open wide".

3. The Hairdresser: Says " Do you want it teased or Blown"?

4. The Milkman: Say's " Do you want cream today"

5. The Interior decorator: Say's "Once it's in, you'll love it"

6. The Stock Broker: Say's "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back down"

7. The Banker: Say's "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

8. The Hunter: Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

9. The Telephone guy: Say's, " Would you like it on the table or up against the wall"?

I hope you enjoy and will not be offened?

2006-10-18 00:24:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Is it worth getting a DS when all i want is Tetris?

Convince me to not bother or go for it, plus are there any good titles (rumored or already out) that my be worth giving a try?

2006-10-18 00:24:47 · 10 answers · asked by clee 1 in Video & Online Games

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what is the BEST and WORST thing about urself?

2006-10-18 00:24:05 · 11 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Oprah Clips?

Does anyone know were i can fin a video clip from Oprah. I want a clip of when cierra was on there and admittes she was a man..

2006-10-18 00:24:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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why is it that for women during your menstration period you want and do eat more?

2006-10-18 00:23:47 · 10 answers · asked by melvee87 1 in Women's Health

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which feild is best now?

2006-10-18 00:23:32 · 11 answers · asked by raj 1 in Corporations

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When looking at a guy some girls bite their lips and look into his eyes . Does it Indicate strong attraction?

2006-10-18 00:23:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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Why dose Britney Spears hate's Debbie Gibson for?

2006-10-18 00:23:16 · 7 answers · asked by christinafordssupperbragirl 1 in Music

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How can I stop orange mobile phone from being picked up by answerphone and keep ringing until answered.?

2006-10-18 00:23:16 · 2 answers · asked by ray s 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

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Question on US Military Tribunals law?

On Tuesday, President Bush signed a law passed by Congress regarding interrogation and trials for accused terrorists and enemy combatants. This was in response to Supreme Court rulings in 2004 and 2006 regarding the treatment of such persons.

My question is, what was the state of the law before that? We fought many wars before this one. Was Bush trying to do something not done before, did the courts expand protections for enemy combatants, or were we violating the law during those prior conflicts, up until recently? It seems as though there could be no explanation, other than one (or more) of those three.

So, what is it? Please provide sources if you can.

I really would appreciate serious answers. Maybe we will all learn something. Thanks!

2006-10-18 00:23:00 · 5 answers · asked by American citizen and taxpayer 7 in Law & Ethics

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Anyone know how to unlock the parental locks on a Dish network system. Previous tenants put a lock on it.?

My previous tenants put a lock on the system and now I can't unlock anything. They made it so that you can not watch any show that is above PG.

2006-10-18 00:22:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Have men any dea what goes through a womans mind when she's on a period?

Do you realise just what your dealing with!!?? lol

2006-10-18 00:22:55 · 15 answers · asked by Susie2 4 in Marriage & Divorce

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Would it have been better to put 335 billion dollars into health-care or education?

Would it have been better to put 335 billion dollars into health-care or education instead of using it to murder thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis? So much for the "party of family values".

http://www.costofwar.com

2006-10-18 00:22:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

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is it okay to talk to my ex boyfriends best friend about us?

my ex boyfriend is really quiet and i need answers. i can't get answers from him so is it okay for me to talk to his best friend who im also friends with about our relationship. i guess this guy is the next best thing to my ex boyfriend and if i can get answers from him then is it ok?

2006-10-18 00:22:48 · 6 answers · asked by pOppY 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

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What do you think about the overly protective guys for his girlfriend?

This would be like a nightmare situation, if it is true.

I live in Long Beach, Ca (near L.A. area).

I go to California State University of Long Beach.

On there, I see lots of guys are so desparate to just have a girlfriend.

Plus to that, many people are very sensitively protective about losing his girlfriends to the other guys, and you gotta believe me, there is like a tension (I bet you see what I am describing here).

As you know, Long Beach is not a ghetto city at all. In fact, Long Beach is one of the richest cities in California.

I don't understand why this is happening.

Is it because there are more men, but less female?

What do you think?

2006-10-18 00:22:45 · 5 answers · asked by davegesprek 1 in Singles & Dating

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Do links from free inclusion web directories expire?

2006-10-18 00:22:42 · 3 answers · asked by dallasvr 1 in Internet

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Christians: Why do you suppose Paul has more books in the NT than Jesus?

Is he holier than Jesus, or did the clergy who added his epistles to the NT have more of a reason to keep the laity from expecting the clergy to be perfect/complete as they are called upon in Matthew 5:48?

"Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."

2006-10-18 00:22:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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why is the term true colour used?

2006-10-18 00:22:34 · 5 answers · asked by Laura W 1 in Other - Computers

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Who was throned to be the king of Lanka after the death of Ravan?

2006-10-18 00:22:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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Is it fair that I got banned from the folk festival for setting fire to my harp on stage?

I can't help it, I've been dubbed the Hendrix of the harp. And it wasn't actually my harp.

2006-10-18 00:22:27 · 13 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Music

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What is the best shampoo and conditioner for naturally wavy hair that's straightened daily and is coloured?

I straighten my hair every day as it's naturally wavy and looks a mess if I don't. It can be quite dry so I only wash it every other day, I've been having it coloured since I was 17 (am 24 now). Til New Year 2005 it was dyed black (mistake!!!) but I got it corrected by my hairdresser so now it's blonde with brown streaks, but I know having that done has made my hair weaker.

What would be the best shampoo and conditioner to get to keep my hair soft and shiny rather than dry, as I want to continue straightening it and getting it coloured now I'm happy with the colour! I'm ok spending a bit. At the moment I'm using Aussie moisturising shampoo and conditioner and leave Wella System Professional Hydro Mask on once a week. Just after more suggestions for stuff I can use that's seriously moisturising and good for my hair...ta

2006-10-18 00:22:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

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important religious question??

if your all so bloody religious why dont yous all become priests and nuns?. then maybe just maybe someone would listen to you.

2006-10-18 00:22:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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I will like to know the equivalent authority in Belgium like the financial services angency in the UK?

The central body that controls all the banks in Belgium.

2006-10-18 00:22:04 · 1 answers · asked by George S 1 in Other - Business & Finance

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Can a NOT educated redneck like me be called "geek"?

That girl called me a geek and I liked it but is it true?!?!?!

2006-10-18 00:22:00 · 12 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys