Important Men in Womens Lives:
1. Doctor : Says."Take your cloths off"
2. Dentist: Say's " Open wide".
3. The Hairdresser: Says " Do you want it teased or Blown"?
4. The Milkman: Say's " Do you want cream today"
5. The Interior decorator: Say's "Once it's in, you'll love it"
6. The Stock Broker: Say's "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back down"
7. The Banker: Say's "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
8. The Hunter: Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. The Telephone guy: Say's, " Would you like it on the table or up against the wall"?
I hope you enjoy and will not be offened?
2006-10-18 00:24:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Very good but you forgot about the builder who asked "where" do you want the erection!
2006-10-18 00:33:15 · answer #1 · answered by mentor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats up KoKo Kitty Do you examine the Cat Who books. We pay attention to them on audio e book from the library. a minimum of the city library remains "unfastened". as quickly as we've been given food stamps(in Texas) i become required to put in maximum of interest applications an afternoon and see a information guy or woman in that place of work as quickly as a week. It widened my view of what i could do. at some point i ended at Subway to fill out an app. and it has math issues to clean up, i'm over 50 and characteristic consistently been stable in math. I had to snigger so for the exciting if it I went around the line to work out in the event that they needed me as a dancer on the "gentleman's" club (topless). They stated okay that they did not choose any further on the time. That become some years in the past and issues are becoming to be greater effectual, even nevertheless we are reducing now in this financial lull. I prayed for you and whilst the Lord jogs my memory i'm going to pray for you lower back.
2016-11-23 17:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best question I've ever answered. No I'm not offened.
( I am a Hunter by the way...LOL )
2006-10-18 00:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by R W 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smile, you cheered me up already, with your heading question. dreek day!, and the mushroom avatar!
The jokes... They're ok.
No, I'm not offended.
Cheers for cheering me up!
2006-10-18 00:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Balaboo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO hahaha cheers m8 that cheered me right up!
2006-10-18 01:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by Welsh Gem* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea good 1 made me laugh
2006-10-18 00:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You did cheer me up a little bit. I love this joke (sorry I've heard it before). Thanks for trying.
2006-10-18 00:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol - that is fantastic. Cheers m8
2006-10-18 00:27:32 · answer #8 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank i rally enjoyed my time answering this question
2006-10-18 00:27:12 · answer #9 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
right on bro lol
2006-10-18 00:34:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋