I appoint myself ruler of this, how you say,(optional french accent) Earth. You shall obey my command. You shall serve as my loyal pickles.... yumm ... pickles.(optional fridge check) ANYWAYS, as my loyal pickles, .... you shall be at my feet every waking moment of the day. Except for Wednesdays. Wednesdays scare the heck out of me, i prefer to spend them alone, thank you.(sigh)
You, each of my pickles.... yes, pickles , ... will each work and trade off working 24 hours a day for one week, or, if you prefer, for some religous holidays, 48 hours a day for a half a week. Does that blow your mind? whatever flaots your boat-or sinks it.(optional evil laugh)I know some people dont like pickles....-fools-....' ''eww, i dont like pickles..eww' ''.well suck it up. What's this freedom you speak of??...never heard of it (snicker) ohh, that reminds me, i love chocolate. Fetch me some now-make yourselves useful for pete's sake..(who the heck is pete?funny you may ask) WTF.. it sunday...imbeciles
2006-09-03
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