I think my home is a haven for old, used-up junebugs that are just waiting to die.
Every night, when I go outside for a cigarette, I have to share my front porch with 6 or 7 dozen geriatric junebugs. Then, every morning, I have to sweep their dry, crispy little corpses off the porch.
Is there a little Statue of Liberty in my yard that says, "Give me your aged, your tired, your weak, your used-up...? If so, did the French build that too?
Maybe I should start a little Motel 6 in the front yard, away from the house? Y'know... We'll leave the light on for ya?
Or maybe a junebug nursing home. Like, I could hang a cardboard box from the tree, upside down, with a bright light in it, and put a garbage can underneath it? What do you think?
2006-06-11
09:18:37
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