2006-06-11 09:18:53 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
keep wishing.
2006-06-11 09:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well no one has really got to the crux of the matter have they .... what you are actually asking is if anyone can help you because you want to be a giraffe .... not can anyone help you become a giraffe ...... which lets face it really is a 'tall' order.
I recommend an increase in your daily dose of alcohol (assuming you are of legal age to drink) to a level where your wish to become a giraffe is surpassed by your need to urinate. At this point try to remind yourself about your giraffe wish and imagine how hard it would be to not pee on the seat from all the way up there. I think you'll pretty quickly come to the conclusion, as I did, that being a giraffe aint all its cracked up to be.
2006-06-12 02:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Choose a career path that allows you to stay close to the species.
2) Study them and take the time to find giraffe traits that match yours.
3) Perhaps save up to purchase a giraffe. Name it after yourself and imagine that it is you in giraffe form.
4) Buy a zoo membership and watch the giraffe at the zoo for long periods of time.
2006-06-11 09:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can help. U should be grateful that u r a human. Giraffes get killed and eaten by lions much more than a human doen. Giraffes can't look up, they have 2 look down all the time causethey R the highest there.
2006-06-11 09:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by soccer_coolio_96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think that you could become a giraffe. However, in the africa the women put that neclace thing around their neck to stretch it out.
Then you can go to the tatoo place and tatoo giraffe spots all over your body
2006-06-11 09:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trying getting eaten by one but stay alive, then at least you can live in his belly and pretend to be a giraffe, or maybe just lodge yourself in his throat so you can still look out his mouth and see what's going on.
2006-06-11 09:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by MED_SCHOOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the zoo!
Lie back and dream away because it aint gonna happen in this world.
Have you ever been licked by a giraffe, Yuk it's horrible.
2006-06-11 09:22:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jayne 2 (LMHJJ) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off why do you want to be a giraffe and how old are you
2006-06-11 09:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jorge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the zoo for help. You can ring Mr G Raff or Mr L E Phant
2006-06-11 09:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by bwadsp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a giraffe little one,stop being sad and smile!
2006-06-11 09:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by sam b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stretch your neck out really far, and paint yourself yellow and brown. Then go to the nearest park and eat some yummy leaves :)
2006-06-11 09:21:45 · answer #11 · answered by rahidz2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋