USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELING IN MOSLEM LANDS
> >
> > AKBAR KHUA-KILI MAFTI'R LOFTAN.
> > Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
> >
> > FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSSH DIVAR.
> > I am delighted to accept your invitation to lie down on the floor
with
my
> > arms above my head and my legs apart.
> >
> > S'HOMAEH FEK'R TAMOMEH QEH GOFTEH BANDE.
> > I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
> >
> > AUTO ARRAREG'H DAVATEMA'N MAMO SEPAHEH-HAST.
> > It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk
of
your
> > car.
> >
> > FASHAL-EH TUPERHMAN NA DEGAT M'ANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH
> MOHEMA
> > AJEBEHKESHVAREMMAN.
> > If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital
appendages,
I
> > will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.
> >
> > KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEII AMRIKAHEY.
> > I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies
traveling
> > as reporters.
> >
> > BALLI, BALLI, BALLI.
> > Whatever you say.
> >
> > MATERNIZER GHERMEZ ALEH, GHORBAN.
> > The red blindfold would be lovely, your excellency.
> >
> > IKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO
> EGERAM.
> > The water soaked bread crumbs are delicious thank you, I must have
the
> > recipe.
> >
> > ATEHFOR'AN, DEHRATEE, OTAGEH SMOMA MIKRASTA'M KHE DO
> HAFTEAH SA BODONEH
> > SHEEREEL TEEGZ.
> > Truly, I would rather be a hostage to your greatly esteemed self
than
> > spend a fortnight upon the person of Kim Basinger.
2006-07-12
12:00:24
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