FIFA World Cup (TM) - March 2007

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2007-03-02 08:27:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why?
What happende?He hates me because she knows that I will be Cristiano Ronaldo's wife and she stills reapeat that she will be!Do you users hate me???

2007-03-02 08:00:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

www.anti-barcelona.com

2007-03-02 07:45:01 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4

This guy is a HUGE talent!! He plays for Hertha Berlin and is a striker. Hes the youngest to ever been signed by the club It doesnt hurt that he stole my name. Im not going to charge him with any crime. He has been from competition for lashing out at refs. He was selected for the U-20 German national team and has expressed interest in playing for Iran as well.

2007-03-02 05:45:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

PPL THIS IS THE 3RD TIME I POST MY YUMMILICIOS Q'S AND IT DOESN'T FREAK'N POST!!!

why why???
I miss my yummilicious Q's!!

2007-03-02 04:28:17 · 15 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 4

I bet it was Borussia Dortmund's!

2007-03-02 04:15:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-02 04:12:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-02 04:12:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.goal.com/en-us/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=243892

http://www.goal.com/en-us/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=245744

2007-03-02 03:11:07 · 12 answers · asked by Juventina 6

Arshan has now renamed himself R9 FANCLUB SAMBA KINGS

he's impersonating r9 now...

2007-03-02 02:44:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

A goalie which don't play anymore and a goalie which still plays.

My choice :

Lev Yasheen ( retired)
Buffon(present)

Thanks.

2007-03-02 01:59:31 · 20 answers · asked by Tourist 5

Who wins out of skills? I think both of them are great players though,hard to compare.

2007-03-02 01:46:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

You have two options:

1. Meet your favourite player in person and spend the day with him.

2. All paid trip to World Cup 2010 just to watch a game.

Why?

2007-03-02 01:42:15 · 21 answers · asked by Juventina 6

Sooner or later, either in the near or distant future, a country from a continent other than Europe or S. America will win a world cup. Already Mexico, USA, S. Korea, Senegal and Camaroon have advanced at least to the quarter final round. WIll Asia, N. America, or Africa be the first continent to produce a world cup winner?

2007-03-02 01:17:43 · 11 answers · asked by playmaker4747 6

you hurt ur self?

at the WC 2002 while i was watching England Vs Brazil,
i got so excited that i banged my back at the chair,and
i had a big bruse,it got to my my right hand
and i couldnt hold anything,it killed me for three days!

2007-03-01 23:27:41 · 14 answers · asked by Pinky 6

Thanks.

2007-03-01 21:22:24 · 27 answers · asked by Tourist 5

if i was a football(soccer) player and was gonna play in thw world cup for the first time, do i get to pick which country i play for (assuming they want u to play on their team ect) or do i have to play for the country that i live in and that im legally a citizen of???

2007-03-01 15:39:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Iker Casillas or Victor Valdes?

& which one looks better? :) lol.

2007-03-01 15:39:00 · 23 answers · asked by doober 5

Since everyone is doing it.. plus it's fun :)

AC Milan is...?

JustLikeSugar is....???

Golden Angel is....???

Zidane is....???

Cristian Zaccardo is....???

Luca Toni is....???

Mrs. Materazzi should go out with ________ because...???

2007-03-01 15:35:32 · 17 answers · asked by мяs. мαтεяαzzι 6

in the newly renovated Anfield?

http://www.bflivexchange.com/pix/venue/golf-course.jpg

2007-03-01 14:33:43 · 9 answers · asked by tουΖουrs 3

if Sevilla win, they would top the table by one point!
GO SEVILLA!

2007-03-01 13:58:47 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4

does she think living in europe would make her opinions more respectable?
because that's all this forum is supposed to be, information and opinions...
and fake id's such as mine.

2007-03-01 12:53:23 · 20 answers · asked by arshan is napoli 1

i was gone for long but im back for more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats been going on??????????? whats new???? old???

soccer q
which player will be a big upset this year?

2007-03-01 12:44:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Barca is...?

Chelsea is....???

Kasper is....???

MJ is....???

Ashkon is....???

Emma is....???

Babyboy should go out with ________ because...???

This is starting to be like 1 day when all were asking Q:What comes to your mind...?!

2007-03-01 11:27:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who will get the best playmaker in the world at the moment.....

http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=246004

2007-03-01 11:26:58 · 9 answers · asked by Maradona Jr. - THE MAGIC IS BACK 3

HE FULLY DESERVED IT!!!!

2007-03-01 10:59:46 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4

You were Donald Trump for the day which soccer player would you fire? & WHY :)

2007-03-01 10:08:25 · 15 answers · asked by мяs. мαтεяαzzι 6

2007-03-01 08:05:37 · 6 answers · asked by nana 2

Shall I buy her a can of anti-perspirant?
Or should I buy a clothes peg for my nose?

2007-03-01 07:54:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Liverpool is~~~~~~~

I love Cannavaro when~~~~~~~~

I envy~~~~~~~~~

Del piero is~~~~~~~~~~

Pinky should go out with~~~~~~~~(be nice)lol

I would love to smack~~~~~~~~~~

Im good at~~~~~~

2007-03-01 06:12:53 · 19 answers · asked by Pinky 6