Q Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A No, WE don't stink.
Q Can I wear high heels in Canada? (UK)
A You are an American politician, right?
Q Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Q It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed beaver. (Italy)
A Let's not touch this one.
Q I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A Sure, it's only six thousand km, take lots of water
Q I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
2006-12-31
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