Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?"
"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
2006-12-31 05:53:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
wen i ate an apple i was mute
wen i ate a pear i was deaf
now wen i eat a banana i'm blind!!
and who said eating fruits was good for you health?
2006-12-31 06:14:47 · answer #1 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes i love bananas
2016-03-29 02:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked when RO35 used to come into the classroom eat bananas and act like a Monkey!
2006-12-31 19:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Zizou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change Polish to Greek and you have a good joke.
2006-12-31 05:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
LOL i agree with RO35
2006-12-31 09:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be bored again
have a happy new year everyone^^
2006-12-31 06:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by Tony B 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
hi hi,
that was funny
2006-12-31 17:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by SAPPHIRE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOOD ONE
2006-12-31 05:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thanks that was a good one.
2006-12-31 08:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of dumby would ask such retarded question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-31 05:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by the ayatollah of cherry cola 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋