The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, then leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 300 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
2007-03-02 08:27:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
And last but not least:
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows.
2007-03-02 08:27:56 · update #1
lmaooooo another good joke thanks
2007-03-02 08:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by Tifosa♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Computer Virus Jokes
2016-11-07 08:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-24 01:19:16 · answer #3 · answered by Violet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny that you're making fun of my fellows! Hahaha! At least I got a laugh to begin my weekend!
2007-03-02 09:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr Oh Virus-causes ur computer to change into chinese letters!
2007-03-02 08:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by Pinky 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I agree with Tifosa!
2007-03-02 08:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is all sounding true.
2007-03-02 09:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by At Last WC2010 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL FUNNY JOKE
2007-03-02 08:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-02 08:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-02 08:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋