FIFA World Cup (TM) - June 2006

It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!

2006-06-15 03:08:27 · 14 answers · asked by Munster 4

Haaa

2006-06-15 03:04:22 · 14 answers · asked by Pakcik Kantin 3

2006-06-15 02:59:38 · 17 answers · asked by midomido323 2

choose from
1 MIRZAPOUR Ebrahim (GK) -
2 MAHDAVIKIA Mehdi -
3 BAKHTIARIZADEH Sohrab -
4 GOLMOHAMMADI Yahya -
5 REZAEI Rahman -
6 NEKOUNAM Javad -
7 ZANDI Ferydoon -
8 KARIMI Ali -
9 HASHEMIAN Vahid -
10 DAEI Ali -
11 KHATIBI Rasoul -
12 ROUDBARIAN Hassan (GK) -
13 KAABI Hossein -
14 TEYMOURIAN Andranik -
15 BORHANI Arash -
16 ENAYATI Reza -
17 KAZEMEIAN Javad -
18 NAVIDKIA Moharram -
19 SADEQI Amir Hossein -
20 NOSRATI Mohammad -
21 MADANCHI Mehrzad -
22 TALEBLOO Vahid (GK) -
23 SHOJAEI Masoud

2006-06-15 02:54:08 · 8 answers · asked by ali_sbu_ali 1

Who will win match of Angula vs Iran.
What do you predict will happen?

2006-06-15 02:47:56 · 19 answers · asked by ali_sbu_ali 1

England are playing Trinidad we will win easily of course but are you non English jealous of our superiority?

2006-06-15 02:37:02 · 15 answers · asked by andy f 4

2006-06-15 02:30:08 · 27 answers · asked by daniel m 3

2006-06-15 02:21:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 01:54:18 · 74 answers · asked by Chris G 1

2006-06-15 01:35:46 · 14 answers · asked by Count Dante 1

2006-06-15 01:33:30 · 4 answers · asked by cockney boy 1

Why is David Beckham famous so much?

2006-06-15 01:31:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 01:26:38 · 2 answers · asked by khaled e 1

2006-06-15 01:22:48 · 13 answers · asked by kc_cool 2

if India doesn't get the right to host the cup i don't think India will be able to qualify for the world cup finals in the near future.

2006-06-15 01:17:56 · 11 answers · asked by mad dog 2

Budget of £5

2006-06-15 01:10:14 · 38 answers · asked by Big bum 2

they really started in style but i think Brazil will catch the pace as the tournament starts. so i don't think they can win the cup.what do you think? till which round do you expect them to travell.

2006-06-15 01:05:07 · 15 answers · asked by mad dog 2

how do you think he will play.

2006-06-15 01:02:45 · 20 answers · asked by kaushal k 1

2006-06-15 00:54:49 · 12 answers · asked by Kicky 6

2006-06-15 00:49:40 · 44 answers · asked by TrueTrueWest_Indian 2

2006-06-15 00:48:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

If any other country of Great Britain was in the World Cup I would support them along with England.

Even if England was in the final with one of the other countries within GB and lost I would be dissapointed but would still be happy that another country from GB had won.

Why can't the other Countries of GB be the same.

2006-06-15 00:41:21 · 30 answers · asked by Jayne 2 (LMHJJ) 5

2006-06-15 00:37:02 · 18 answers · asked by andrei_sake 1

Come on the boys!!!!!!!!
lets be 'avin ya

2006-06-15 00:27:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 00:19:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 00:10:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

for free.

2006-06-15 00:04:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-15 00:02:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

they should really make something like the world cup for women. ;)

2006-06-14 23:46:01 · 15 answers · asked by watshername 3

i'm scottish and i don't want england to win anything ever ever becasue we have to listen to it for the next 40 f!"£ing years 1966 or last year with the ashes all other news stopped because england won a game of cricket ps the same day scotland won the world elephant polo championships did we scream and shout about it no.If england was joined to france they would be in the same boat as us so dont say im jealous.

2006-06-14 23:43:12 · 32 answers · asked by bigian1179 3