It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."
Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!
2006-06-15 03:08:27 · 14 answers · asked by Munster 4 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes."
2006-06-15 03:09:30 · update #1
genius! you just made my day! come on anyone but england!
2006-06-15 03:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by fiona_webby 3 · 3⤊ 6⤋
Well In this case it clearly looks like England called a forfeit cause they didn't want to play against 1 player.
2006-06-15 10:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by smalltownsmalltownsmalltown 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a story ... Even with 11 palyers England cannot score.. hahahha
2006-06-15 10:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by Pakcik Kantin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha yeah i liked that,i'm english and even i don't think england will win,i just don't think they have the passion of the other countries.
to me it seems the english football players are more into the way they look,what they are wearing,who they are sleeping with and what cars they are driving,and they are payed far too much money.
2006-06-15 11:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by Bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha excellent...
Im English with a Brasilian wife and im sure she will like it more than me though :-/
2006-06-15 10:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by sgt_higgins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can be bothered to read all that (I could) it's quite funny.
2006-06-15 10:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by daniel m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha bloody HA
2006-06-15 10:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by dumplingmuffin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read this on here but it was shorter and they used ronaldo
very funny!!
2006-06-15 10:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by Michellee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brazil
2006-06-15 10:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by issa i 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DAM RITE .... COME ON ENGLAND
2006-06-15 10:15:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋