Australian Rules

he deserves to go to collingwood and they will do reALLY GOOD....xoxoxoxoxox IRAQI-

2007-09-22 20:20:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Q. If you see a Collingwood fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Collingwood fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.


Q. What do you have when 100 Collingwood fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Collingwood fan - twice.

Q. What do Collingwood Fans use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.

Q. What is the difference between a Collingwood Fan and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Q. What do Collingwood fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

got more but theres not enough room :-)

2007-09-22 14:53:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Cats' vs Pies!
Fantastic Match!
They both played like it was a Grand Final!!
Agree?

2007-09-21 01:45:06 · 9 answers · asked by iamaustralian 4

I don't think I could stand the gloating for a team that didn't deserve to be there anyway, getting the softest draw (for a straight run of home games) that any team has ever received.
Go Cats!!!! (and I am an Eagles man)

2007-09-21 01:34:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who do u think will win???
Co Cats!!!

2007-09-18 23:36:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Anyone think the pies will beat geelong and port will beat North to make it a Black and white Grand Final??

2007-09-18 22:50:20 · 13 answers · asked by iamaustralian 4

2007-09-18 00:55:57 · 12 answers · asked by Leon D 1

I Live in perth and was watching the news last night and heard that the Eagles said they would like to trade Judd to either Hawks or Pies for either Ben franklin or Dale Thomas..

Now this made me panic.. Yes Judd is a great player but I do not think he is worth Thomas.. surely the pies wouldn't dream of that trade, I'd rather keep Dale Thomas and even our unexperienced but shining young guys than trade for Judd...

What do you think, Eagles really don't have much of a say do they.. considering Judd is out of contract???

Please, I hope Dale stay a Pies boy for many years to come!!

2007-09-17 15:51:14 · 9 answers · asked by channille 3

Judd has just announced he will go back to Victoria to the team that bids the highest does that mean the Eagles will get their draft picks?

2007-09-15 23:13:16 · 9 answers · asked by molly 7

Atleast, I assume he was an amputee, because he only used one arm all night!
Does anyone else agree that referee should be taken out in public and whipped?
Whats your honest opinion of umpires in the AFL at the moment?
Do you think they do a good job or would they be better off sitting in the stands with the fans? easy points here people!

2007-09-15 13:57:14 · 6 answers · asked by deaity 3

do you think that Eddie will be up on the dais accepting the Premiership Cup and making the speech

2007-09-15 03:20:01 · 13 answers · asked by the ox 7

i myslef love aussie rules, don't understand soccor myself, don't mind grid iron, see it enough on movies.

2007-09-15 00:02:47 · 13 answers · asked by tayhay 4

Now that's finals footy. Its a pity West coast lost. How about the last 1min and 22secs of the last quarter, when scores were tied at 72pts. I was on the edge of my chair and just hoping The Eagles would just score a point.

2007-09-14 02:46:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Here is what I think, Collingwood over West Coast, no Judd and no Cousins. I wish the rest of the WCE list had enough to get over. It looks like the Maggies will be able to overcome their lack of experience out of Melbourne and win this game. Good luck to Woosha, bad luck to Mick (he left Perth for Collingwood, that should make him deserve to lose Friday night).

Hawthorn over North Melbourne, three reasons. (1) Buddy Franklin. (2) North hasn't recovered from the beating last week. (3) Corey Jones out, Brent Harvey can only kick five goals, maybe and that won't be enough to get the Kangas over. Tell me I am wrong or right, other opinions welcome. Thanks for the answers.

2007-09-13 16:29:15 · 6 answers · asked by gfcbarracker 6

mine was Fraser Gehrig but now he retired :]

What do you guyz think?

2007-09-13 00:11:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Did aussie rules football actually start in the UK?

2007-09-12 18:11:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-12 12:33:16 · 11 answers · asked by Andrew 2

We are long suffering Geelong fans & I made a promise to my 6 year old son this year that if the Cats made the Grand Final I would take him to watch it. After the brilliant year the Cats have had, I now have the dilemma of keeping my promise & flying the family from Sydney to Melbourne to watch the game - if I can find 4 reasonably priced tickets. I am aware there are very expensive sponsors tickets with meals, entertainment & reserved seating as a package - however we could not afford to buy these. We don't need the best seats - we will just be happy to be there & join in the excitement & hopefully see the Geelong Cats perform a miracle & give us joy watching them win the 2007 AFL flag. Can someone in the Channel 7 or Yahoo community help us please.

2007-09-11 00:35:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I still reckon that Jezza's mark was the best one I have ever seen.

hmmmm

What do you think

2007-09-10 22:25:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I used to watch it before I moved up here to the Seacoast area, I'd like to watch it some more while I'm here.

2007-09-10 14:06:26 · 2 answers · asked by Paul W 2

2007-09-09 04:26:23 · 3 answers · asked by Landshark 1

Even if you don't really know make a good guess!!

2007-09-07 01:13:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

when is chennel 7 going to wake up and give qld live tv coverage of afl into our state

2007-09-07 00:56:39 · 5 answers · asked by Jaspat 1

2007-09-06 17:49:25 · 6 answers · asked by fass 2

Personally, as a Nth Melb supporter, I hope they bring out their handbags on Sunday. But then the only other teams I can stand are Hawthorn and Sydney, so I hope after that they can knock out the others.

2007-09-05 13:26:35 · 8 answers · asked by the man 3

I ended on 123, finished 1st in 3 tipping comps......2nd in 3.... 3rd in 2 and.......5th in 1.

Not good enough to win a G.F prize. Still I have won a lot of prizez and money.

2007-09-05 11:12:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I grew up in South Melbourne, and have never stopped following my team. I wonder though, if anybody agrees that the West Coast - Sydney thing just aint gonna happen this year?

Who will the 2 teams be on that "one day in Septrmber?"

2007-09-05 01:12:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

possible...???

2007-09-03 19:07:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-03 17:41:30 · 11 answers · asked by steven j 1

2007-09-03 13:50:27 · 7 answers · asked by brandon 2