Q. If you see a Collingwood fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Collingwood fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. What do you have when 100 Collingwood fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Collingwood fan - twice.
Q. What do Collingwood Fans use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.
Q. What is the difference between a Collingwood Fan and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline
Q. What do Collingwood fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
got more but theres not enough room :-)
2007-09-22 14:53:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (Australian) ➔ Australian Rules
A father teaching his young son about football says, "Son I need to teach you about the three "F's" of football".
"Oh yes Dad, I think I can guess these ... 'Fitness, Flair and Finesse?' "
"No son" says his Dad .... "The exact opposite"
"Footscray, Fitzroy and Freakin' Collingwood"
.... you can tell the age of that joke if you know your football!
2007-09-22 15:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by Quandary 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Collingwood Jokes
2016-10-04 07:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by pointdexter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you say you are sorry you are admitting that what happened was wrong and it could have led to Collingwood losing but I thought Geelong were the better team on the day anyway and there are always free kicks awarded where they shouldn't have during any stage of any game so it is just bad luck (but always seems more important in the late stages of a game) and these things happen but that play on advantage rule is so confusing. Like how many incidents have we all seen where the players are looking stunned and what the hell is going on when they here the whistle and next minute someone races away with a terrific advantage and gets a run on and maybe a goal. Maybe this year will be the worst for that sort of thing and gradually everyone will get the hang of it all. Yes bit of bad luck and also things like bench mistakes like when Swans played Carlton and there was only one point in it in the last quarter and a vital time in the game and Carlton get a free in front of goal and then got the momentum and the AFL apologized for that too. Maybe when the AFL apologizes for these muck-ups and the team goes on to lose, then the AFL should have to send a $20,000.00 check to the Club.
2016-03-13 05:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you pick the guest of honour at a Collingwood 21st birthday?
They will be the one letting their 12 year old daughter smoke while holding her baby
2007-09-22 15:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, Very good.
I will use these at work, probably some Collingwood supporters won't get the joke.
2007-09-22 15:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!!!!
Don't let Rogue Rage see this.lol
Shes a massive Collingwood supporter.hehehe
2007-09-23 01:30:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just what I needed on a Sunday morning very clever thanks for the laugh I think some people might not take the joke but many will love it.
2007-09-22 15:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by molly 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have 6 toes
2007-09-22 16:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by far tin my mouth please 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
WINNER
hahaha replying to hotmums
there great keep them coming .
2007-09-23 15:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by Rock Kills Kristy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
These are great, the more the merrier.
Go Geelong this weekend.
2007-09-23 06:45:54 · answer #10 · answered by gfcbarracker 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋