Football (American) (Sports) - November 2006

The Horseshoe is rockin'. There's under a minute left, the game is tied and OSU is marching down the field. When all of the sudden Michigan unleashes it's secret weapon.

The deceased corpse of Bo Shembechler is strategically dropped into the Ohio State sidelines via parachute.

So freaked out by what's happened Jim Tressel calls a time-out even though OSU is out of time-outs. OSU fans are so enraged they too storm the OSU sidelines and kill their coach.

For the next ten minutes the game is stopped as both the deceased bodies of Shembechler and Tressel are tied to the goalposts at either end of the field by both teams.

Woody Hayes leaps from the crowd, picks up Tressel's headset and assumes the role of OSU head coach yet again.

When play resumes, OSU attempts a last second field goal that is blocked and a Michigan player scoops it up and starts to run towards the end zone.

Just as the Michigan player is about to cross the goal line, an OSU cheerleader leaps in front of him and flashes her tee-tons at him, causing him to forget all scoring a touchdown, instead all he wants to do is score with the cheerleader.

Six OSU defenders catch up to him, strip him of the ball and return it the other way for a miraculous 6 point victory!

2006-11-18 05:18:03 · 10 answers · asked by BOO! 2

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Who else thinks that Lee Corso is just a hyper-active, over-caffeinated, numb-skull with ADD?

2006-11-18 04:59:33 · 7 answers · asked by BOO! 2

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Betting on the OSU/Michigan game.?

Looks like the Buckeyes are giving 7 points. Anyone know, or how to find out which side is getting more action ? Even OSU fans could take Michigan and still have their team win. Which is hotter now, Michigan and pts or OSU giving pts ?

2006-11-18 04:57:15 · 5 answers · asked by rock d 3

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What team helmet did Lee Corso pick on College Gameday to win the Michigan, Ohio State game?

I just want to know because thats my favorite part of the show and I missed that part.

2006-11-18 04:53:28 · 7 answers · asked by antino33 3

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Does it hurt anyone elses head listening to women call football games?

Same with sideline correspondents, Why do they put women at football games? Do women play football? NO, I'd have no problem with them calling baseball, soccer, basketball, anything else that women actually play, they dont know what theyre talking about and unless theyre in bikins i see no point for them being there

2006-11-18 04:47:49 · 17 answers · asked by Dutch Master 1

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Which team is more overrated?

The Buckeyes or Wolverines?

I have to say the Wolverines...although neither will win the national championship.

2006-11-18 04:41:35 · 12 answers · asked by Fantasy Sports Icon 6

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Did the Chicago Bears go undefeated and win the super bowl in 1886?

2006-11-18 04:36:48 · 21 answers · asked by Zachary M 1

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Did the Chicago Bears go undefeated and win the super bowl in 1886?

2006-11-18 04:36:29 · 8 answers · asked by Zachary M 1

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Do you HATE the OHIO STATE BUCKEYES ?

It seems like I'm detecting a bit of dislike for the Buckeyes. Why ? Are there more Michigan lovers out there ? Inquiring minds want to know .

2006-11-18 04:35:16 · 13 answers · asked by rock d 3

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what team should i bet my girlfriends paycheck on,michigan or ohio st?

2006-11-18 04:35:11 · 5 answers · asked by tom s 1

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Who will win today? #1 Ohio State or #2 Michigan?

and why will they win?

2006-11-18 04:28:03 · 18 answers · asked by eddiezipperer 2

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who is going to be playing in this years super bowl?

2006-11-18 04:25:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Who thinks THIS could happen in today's game?

Michigan will have the ball with the game tied 0-0 with under two minutes to go when 2 of the 18 blimps hovering over the stadium will collide and reign debris down on the stadium. It will be like the Hindenburg Part 2.

Hundreds will die and in the mass confusion that follows, hardly anyone will notice that the Michigan boosters have propped up the deceased corpse of Bo Shembechler on the Michigan sidelines.

The game will go on even though several of the players will have died due to falling debris. Troy Smith's death will be especially gruesome as an I-beam from one of the blimps will impale his body around the 50 yard line.

In the ensuing confusion, the referees will inadvertently start the clock and Michigan will march down the field and score a touchdown as the Ohio State defense seeks to free Smith's lifeless body from the piece of steel that has impaled his heart.

Michigan will then recover an onside kick (while the referees are busy attempting to decide whether or not its legal to have Shembechler's body on the sideline) and return it for another touchdown.

Final tallies...
Michigan 14 Ohio State 0.
215 casualties.

2006-11-18 04:24:39 · 10 answers · asked by BOO! 2

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Will Michigan prevail over Ohio State?

Let Me know who You are rooting for today!!!!!
Michigan will win...Barnone!!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!
THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN ROCKS!!!!!
OHIO FAN......SORRY MAN, BUT UHHHHH....
THE WOLVERINES ARE GONNA SPANK 'EM IN THEIR OWN TERRITORY! WE DESERVE IT BOYS&GIRLS!!!!!
So......WHO'S Gonna WIN?????????????????????????

2006-11-18 04:18:41 · 7 answers · asked by Jenny 2

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