The Horseshoe is rockin'. There's under a minute left, the game is tied and OSU is marching down the field. When all of the sudden Michigan unleashes it's secret weapon.
The deceased corpse of Bo Shembechler is strategically dropped into the Ohio State sidelines via parachute.
So freaked out by what's happened Jim Tressel calls a time-out even though OSU is out of time-outs. OSU fans are so enraged they too storm the OSU sidelines and kill their coach.
For the next ten minutes the game is stopped as both the deceased bodies of Shembechler and Tressel are tied to the goalposts at either end of the field by both teams.
Woody Hayes leaps from the crowd, picks up Tressel's headset and assumes the role of OSU head coach yet again.
When play resumes, OSU attempts a last second field goal that is blocked and a Michigan player scoops it up and starts to run towards the end zone.
Just as the Michigan player is about to cross the goal line, an OSU cheerleader leaps in front of him and flashes her tee-tons at him, causing him to forget all scoring a touchdown, instead all he wants to do is score with the cheerleader.
Six OSU defenders catch up to him, strip him of the ball and return it the other way for a miraculous 6 point victory!
2006-11-18 05:18:03 · 10 answers · asked by BOO! 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
nice
2006-11-18 05:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by cardman2100 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't speak ill of the dead. That's disrespect. Let them rest in peace. I don't think it could happen. But I do want OSU to win. Go buckeyes!
2006-11-18 05:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by Kristen H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the michigan player will score but i think the rest is very possible
2006-11-18 05:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can you say Delirious? Have you seen a doctor lately? Can your fantasy (warped as it is) come true? NO!!!!! Go Blue!
2006-11-18 05:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by brainstorm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly. I don't really care, long as OSU wins.
2006-11-18 05:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by darkmagisangirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh yeah, that will totally happen. I thought I was the only one who thought it would happen, glad I'm not alone on this one.
2006-11-18 05:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
anything could happen it's game day. go blue
2006-11-18 07:08:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont want ohio to win it because i luv it whe n #1 team losses
2006-11-18 05:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by Myrtle Block 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sure, It happends all the time:)
2006-11-18 05:23:42 · answer #9 · answered by Nort 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yehaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-18 14:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋