Other - Society & Culture - 11 October 2006

CIA JOB OPENING
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill her!
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I
tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
wife and go home
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went

into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight

in a row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened

slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her

brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to

beat him to death with the chair."


Moral: Never put a woman to the test

2006-10-11 14:25:13 · 2 answers · asked by katlady927 6

2006-10-11 14:23:14 · 9 answers · asked by Oldwing XXON 1

2006-10-11 14:19:45 · 3 answers · asked by mijesus66 1

My friend has a sex buddies and she say its great...no strings attach. Is this a good idea?...maybe i should find one, i just broke up with my boyfriend. Whhoo^^

2006-10-11 14:15:00 · 11 answers · asked by Selenaluvsu 1

I work construction and we always fill this big yello igloo container with ice water. Sometimes when it is my turn to fill it up I am always by myself while filling it. I usually take off my socks and I open one of them up and then put it over the faucet so that the water coming through the faucet has to filter through the naty sock. then I stir it up with my bare feet and I dip my butt in the water andmake fart bubbles. does anybody ever do this?

2006-10-11 14:09:03 · 4 answers · asked by twobitchessplayer(Hank) 1

Do you think there's any real difference between a person who takes pride in their country, feels it's the best country in the world and superior too all others, and a person who takes pride in their race, and feels it the best race and superior to all others.

2006-10-11 14:06:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

It is a Southern food shared by all cultures.

2006-10-11 14:04:49 · 9 answers · asked by Mary C 4

FOur hours in a computer literacy course and i'm watching the clock. Tell me some time waisters

2006-10-11 13:53:33 · 9 answers · asked by sam kat 2

I mean I like her a lot and she likes me but I'm black she's white in a 90% white school. What should I do, people will torture me if i go out with her, my friends , her friends, black and white. I don't want her to feel that i'm ashamed or anything..

2006-10-11 13:47:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 13:47:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

Where was he born and what does he represent?

2006-10-11 13:44:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 13:44:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

In the Amish school shooting, if you hate yourself so much why not just kill yourself, why do you have to involve the innocent girls. It seems that everybody is so depressed over nothing nowadays. It pisses me off when I see Emo kids, rich kids who think they have it the worst in the world because their parents don't understand them.

2006-10-11 13:41:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 13:36:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 13:32:37 · 1 answers · asked by The Force 1

just be honest. i am just wondering bout it... btw i am turkish :)

2006-10-11 13:30:27 · 4 answers · asked by es r 1

Just wondering, because most people seem to think if you're white and walk through an all black neighborhood, you die or come close to it. Do these people think all black neighborhoods are like this? I think if you walk though the hood, you have a chance of getting jumped no matter what the color. Is there a difference between Black neighborhoods and the ghetto, or do people actually think they are synonomous?

2006-10-11 13:29:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

What are your thoughts or experiences on this? Are Russian or Eastern European women more selfish than American women?...more humble?...anything else?

2006-10-11 13:26:08 · 2 answers · asked by entranced82 3

People are able to go online and search their area and other areas to see where the sexual predators, if any, live near them. Do you think it is okay for people to see if any sex offenders live near them, even if they are one-time offenders who committed their crime 30 years ago? It seems almost like an invasion of privacy. What about ex cons, like murders, burglars, etc?

2006-10-11 13:23:01 · 7 answers · asked by k 2

Have you or someone you know ever been in a situation where you had to hold your head up when everyone around you has theirs lowered?

2006-10-11 13:18:27 · 5 answers · asked by Person 3

Why or why not?

2006-10-11 13:16:32 · 12 answers · asked by Mary C 4

i wish i had a race card to pull......

2006-10-11 13:15:43 · 12 answers · asked by neil c 3

You only hear on the tv and in magazines about women getting botox injections in their lips. I am curious if any women ever had this done to their labia to make then look fuller?

2006-10-11 13:14:03 · 3 answers · asked by justcurious 1

wtf are you on about they are definatly white plus alot of my italian friends say they are white i have never heard anyone say they are not until i looked on here, are the people saying they aint american?

2006-10-11 13:12:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-11 13:06:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

tired after football practice and want to sleep and tips and organization tips and study tips would be very helpful

2006-10-11 13:05:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

what made the minoans wealthy?

2006-10-11 13:05:26 · 2 answers · asked by melissa n 1

I'm a teen myself. I give more concerns to who a person actually is, rather than physical attraction. I was wondering if this was the same thought that other teens have.

Because I have come across a few class mates who actuall "fell in love" the first day!! and a lot more incidents over the years. (You know what I mean). I was surpriced to see a few of them still on the same relation after highschool. But does that add a meaning to life?

This question is not related to love. But more to Teenage Psychology

2006-10-11 12:58:08 · 13 answers · asked by The AnswerMan ? (J.L.A) 4

Why can't they fight one on one like normal ppl?

2006-10-11 12:56:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

When I was in high school in the late 80s, we used to say things occasionally, from time to time, about something being gay or not. It seems like everyone is saying "is this gay, do you think this is gay, thats so gay" like never before.

The only thing I can come up with is a reaction to gays asserting their rights and possibly the influence of the hip hop culture.

2006-10-11 12:53:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous