JERRY: Jesus, you invited your friends here because you have a problem?
JESUS: That's right Jerry, for one thing, Peter here keeps denying me.
JERRY: Peter, what do you have to say for yourself?
PETER: I don't even know who this guy is.
AUDIENCE: Ooooh...
JESUS: See, he does this ALL THE TIME! He knows who I am!
PETER: No I don't.
JERRY: And who are you sir?
THOMAS: My name is Thomas
JERRY: And what's your problem with Thomas, Jesus?
JESUS: He keeps doubting me.
THOMAS: I doubt that!
JERRY: And who is this trollep here?
MARRY: My name is Mary Magdelen.
JERRY: And why are you here?
MARY: I've slept with Jesus and every single one of these apostles. A bunch of times!
AUDIENCE: Ohhhhhhh!!
JESUS: Mary, I wish you wouldn't talk like that.
JUDAS: Hey! Leave her alone!
JESUS: Oh now YOU wanna talk to me? After you betrayed me?
JUDAS: You wanna fight Hippy? It's go time!
AUDIENCE: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY
2007-01-02
08:09:54
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