Polls & Surveys - 6 December 2007

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. Can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. Package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing
behind me watched as I placed the items in front of The cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly Stated,
"You
must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by his
Intuition,
since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, You're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied,
"Cause you're ugly."

2007-12-06 06:13:38 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

It is good to meet new people and what better gift then friendship? I will be your friend
Ooooh, a gift that didn't cost anything (think I answered a question),lol :)
Happy Holidays

2007-12-06 06:11:33 · 34 answers · asked by luv_doesnt_hurt_lies_do 4

if you get into a car accident and the other person is at fault....whos insurance would you go through?

2007-12-06 06:11:30 · 26 answers · asked by New York Chic 6

you can hear my Christmas message
on my 360 page
or on link below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_RDTfOUXzQ

2007-12-06 06:11:22 · 8 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6

What color bows should I put on them?

2007-12-06 06:10:40 · 2 answers · asked by High Fructose Corn Syrup 2

...snow to try to drive in?

2007-12-06 06:07:56 · 41 answers · asked by casey_leftwich, part 5. 3

2007-12-06 06:06:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-06 06:06:12 · 18 answers · asked by Ron L 4

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2007-12-06 06:04:48 · 9 answers · asked by vim4you2 5

i once asked the question: Who wants to join me on my pirate ship and sail the seven seas....i got a violation for solicitations. i laughed so hard at that.

i also got a violation because apparently my answer was neither an answer or a question. there`s actually a rule against that wow.

2007-12-06 06:03:41 · 13 answers · asked by A Saucerful of Secrets 2

1.God 2.Girls...............Damn..........

2007-12-06 06:03:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy will actually search for the golf ball.

2007-12-06 06:03:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-06 06:02:35 · 15 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6

My best answers and my answers starred are almost equal. Is it that I don't get things starred or is it that for each question that I ask, I get one star per question with a few that have more than one? Should this be? Should I report this? ;-) <----for the humor impaired.

2007-12-06 06:01:18 · 11 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7

Big red bow and everything nice!!!!!!!!! an warm!!!!!

2007-12-06 06:00:55 · 30 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1

2007-12-06 06:00:54 · 26 answers · asked by Ron L 4

think i'm crazy annoying? :)

2007-12-06 06:00:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

....if you are a thirty year old guy with a 19 year old girl stalker in another state? And you're only famous in her eyes?

*wink*

2007-12-06 05:59:02 · 23 answers · asked by Princess Ninja 7

2007-12-06 05:58:32 · 30 answers · asked by Unknown 5

if you did what you would spend it on!

2007-12-06 05:56:43 · 36 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6

2007-12-06 05:56:21 · 6 answers · asked by Junior 2

You know, I'd rather be________then________.

2007-12-06 05:55:59 · 23 answers · asked by luv_doesnt_hurt_lies_do 4

For me, it's the sound of 100 hippies finger painting. I'd rather be finger painting with them than be stuck in this office...

It takes me away to my special place, sporting my tie-dyed outfit, a drug-fueled muse in my head creating masterpieces through my hands, some Phish playing inside a nearby VW van with a bead curtain behind the opened side door...

I'm getting all misty-eyed... :(

2007-12-06 05:55:16 · 9 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6

You thought about?

What were you thinking about them?

2007-12-06 05:54:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

When you realize that you have dialed a wrong number (once the other person has answered and confirmed you are wrong) do you just hang up? Apologize? Ask the answerer "Is this 555-7523? Are you sure, cuz this is the number they gave me."

2007-12-06 05:53:51 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Erica♥ 4

my friends son just said he wants to be a shoplifter
he is only 4 years old lol

2007-12-06 05:53:37 · 62 answers · asked by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6

2007-12-06 05:53:34 · 49 answers · asked by [.MamaBugg.] 4

Dont that just sounds good with some cabbage and hot water corn bread and dont it.. lol.. Well my granny use to make me eat the stuff.. and I wouldnt touch it now .. yuk!

2007-12-06 05:51:40 · 13 answers · asked by ☻Jay ™☻ 4

I'm indifferent but I just thought others were different than me.

2007-12-06 05:48:51 · 9 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7

For me, 12 years older then me.

2007-12-06 05:48:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous